Pierce

Abaddon from *Torchwood*

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Wolf cub howling

Next stop, London!

Drawing of Clark Kent

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Does he wear his credentials to the left or right?

*First day as a drug dealer*: That whole "don't use your own product" thing is more like a suggestion than a rule, right?

I prefer to leave the flying to the man who's flown every plane I've ever been on, Captain Speaking

Asiatic black bear (aka Moon Bear) sitting on grass

I volunteer as tribute

Dalmatian with heart-shaped spots over its eyes

Why yes, my name is Dolores Haze — how did you guess?

When my oldest brother was dying from cancer the morphine they'd been giving him stopped working for the pain so the doctors/nurses looked the other way (and one nurse even helped) as various people brought him heroin (he was a former addict so — as he put it — "Don't cheap out cause I'll know!")

Squirrel wearing a red scarf and holding a red purse, “we are living in a material world and I am a material squirrel”

Animals from *Madagascar* (2005): "IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?" "OH, I'M NOT SMILING. IT'S GAS."

Sketch of DB Cooper

Think you sent to the wrong address

Changed my name in my early 30s because the one I had meant nothing to me — I'd hear it and felt no connection, no recognition, no identification so traded it for one that rang all the bells

Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) from *Jaws* (1975), "WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POCKET!"

YouTube video by PS César Let your love flow - The Bellamy Brothers (1976) HD

Watched a "One Hit Wonders of the 70s" video earlier and when this came on I couldn't stop snickering about their bell bottoms (or should that be Bellamy bottoms?)
youtu.be/Gft_kG9cfJg?...

"Captain Howdy" from *The Exorcist* (1973)

No way to tell but thinking maybe Captain Howdy popped in and didn't order a cappuccino

YouTube video by Bobby Bass You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Bobby Bass

His voice shivers me timbers!
youtu.be/dvWSwFldJio?...

Sign on a door, "DUE TO RECENT EVENTS OUIIA BOARDS ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED ON THE PATIO"

White cat napping in cat grass growing in a box

If Eddie really wants a quality nap Patrick highly recommends using a window box planted with cat grass as a pillow — not just for nibbles anymore!

White cat yawning with "crazy whiskers"

Patrick advises Eddie to nap carefully, the line between "magnificent" and "crazy" whiskers is easily crossed!

Magic 8 Ball showing "EWW… NO" in its answer window

Just let me consult with my most-trusted advisor…

Frank Farian (1941-2024)

Frank Farian wishes a merry 35th anniversary of Milli-Vanilli’s-Grammy-award-being-rescinded to all the professional lip syncers!

100mL bottle of JOLT Cola, "REAL SUGAR, MAXIMUM CAFFEINE"

JOLT Cola wishes a high-strung *National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day* to all who crave a kick in the ass!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/carbona...

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet together in a living room "Pooh?" said Piglet. "Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh. "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, said Piglet. "Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. “You have too many books,” said Piglet. “Don’t make me cut you like a little bitch,” replied Pooh.

Smart money's on Jerry down the street

Is this your way of admitting that *you* are the secret ingredient in the McRib?

Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: no villains

Screen from the Nintendo Game *Super Mario Brothers* (1985) showing Mario with one of the mushrooms saying, "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!"

Super Mario hopes you have better luck than he did for *National Princess Day*!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/princes...

Savage Chickens comic showing 2 aliens looking at an image of Earth in an app on a phone: MAYBE HUMANS ARE PLAYING THE LONG GAME BY MAKING EARTH UNINHABITABLE, THEY'RE ENSURING THAT ALIENS WON'T WANT TO COLONIZE IT. 1st Alien looking at Earth: EW. 2nd Alien responds: SWIPE LEFT!