We’d all like to think we could become the next Steve Irwin but some people are putting in the work. Have you even tried animal crackers?

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, which isn't surprising as I am not tea.

Somewhere in the vast indifferenceness of dressing up words with little additions is a new kind of fix that hits hard, an end in progress. Like endeding. Startinged. It makes more sense if you're waiting for a book cover to make the first move

I can’t follow you harder, right?

I really don’t know what to say. I’m pretty sure I already shared the worst thing I haven’t been able to stop thinking about for weeks.

If you can’t stop a downward spiral just keep hoping you might eventually find some gold(is bad advice).

Maybe I just can’t make up for by being funny tomorrow. They don’t care and we don’t know. I’m not confident though.

Jupiter is probably but. I actually think we are already in a binary star system and have been forever, we just can’t see the pretty dead one. Lighting Jupiter on up could be really bad for sure to us though definite, but also(not as much, surely) everything else in the solar. Idk might be kinda fun

lol yeah was any of that funny?…

Alright now that time has gone by sleeping it off err whatever and now at 3 am I have realize i nailed what I wanted to accomplish back around 7.. and since then I have said so many incredibly fucking funny things(I assume)BUT.Waking up feeling guilty always&but Bluesky isn’t it so here we/i are wtf

I appreciate when cats mew because I know meow is them lying.

What though?

Arch.

I don’t even know if my mind could allow me to consider that a joke. I refuse to let it try🫶🖕…

I hope some day I have all of the creative ingenuity of the person who named the waterfall.

I’m really have struggled with trying to be funny despite. Sorry everybody else.

Fuck. Oops*. Idk why I’ve been doing that way before I guess I should have. Hm.

It didn’t start yesterday and i as have you, the timestamps.

Man wtf was my point here. Oh yeah. I’m going to keep carrying on until those offshoot meanyfaces show up because it’s the only reason I even tried today. 😘 please please

It’s probably helpful for me that I nearly never want to pay attention but when I’m forced to it’s from so many err as many persons away? ThatsfunnyThe things I say are funny from a certain perspective and I do hope/hate the masses of (THE INTERNET?!!!,FFS…) for not appreciating.6 ppl? No? Offended…

Ha*. Dark as shit but. It’s sad that the people most afraid have decided it’s safest to sit off to the side than potentially get hurt again. Love is not but Don’t find comfort in waiting to die about it, let’s all do orgies.🖕👉⭕️ you should not try to find love here, but please sign onto my newsletter

Maybe I’ll think of something but so far I’ve been faking it.

Your farts or butthole for at me at least, don’t suffice.

One thing I haven’t stopped thinking about and it’s disturbing(STOP READING HERE). Doesn’t seem that anyone being ‘deported’ has reached out or spoken about what they have had to endure. Terrified that they don’t have access to cellphones or internet in whatever afterlife or worse, some living hell.

I wish I had a palate cleanser for this forever or at least a while ago… but here’s this…

(Unrelated) 🥰

Unrelated: I’d hate to so I won’t, read into some of the messaged things you’ve liked for me(as the). So I will choose not to but I really do think you’re great.(I can delete this but it clearly wouldn’t help)..

Oof remind me tomorrow to circle back…I could say stuff I believe(not know) but i can explain it better so much worse tomorrow(if you remind me to circle back).

I’ll always have to assume it’s any time now…

If you see this post, that's pretty cool.