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The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

New bluesky app icon for ios 26 is beautiful

Evil ass lizard man

One of the first local news stories I saw after moving to LA was about a homeless person whose birth certificate and other documents, and letters from his mother were carelessly thrown away. Fuck you @governor.ca.gov

Kingda Ka Returning to Six Flags Great Adventure as 'Sopranos' themed Bada Bing-da Ka

JD Vance Requests a Few More Minutes Alone in Mickey Mouse's Living Room

MAGA is a movement of dumb pedophiles. Deplorable was too kind of a term

Dad Seeking Moment of Peace Does Not Realize Parade Will Pass a Second Time

Not a fan of when they added Wolfman to the group though. Too scary

I knew them when they were The Oneders

Giovanni Ribisi. We don't see enough of him

this is how the steel vengeance drop looks to me

every rmc coaster looks like some shit from a cartoon

Rewatching King of the Hill and forgot about Peggy's mom's switch out and new Montana origin story

No I do not live below the Ratatouille ride

Upstairs neighbor blasting Hey Ya. Nice change of pace from Le Festin from Ratatouille, which is played more often than you would assume

We need to build more Pimp My Ride coasters

the savannah bananas are allowed to juice

It is nice seeing early Palantir employees and other evil SF tech people freaking out about Zohran

We gotta let guys from Memphis and Georgia run wrestling again

Alright so I started a satirical theme park newsletter

I'm sure the future of AI is all of these major players shift to b2b and away from consumer products. No free or cheap tiers for individuals, and businesses are charged insane rates for credits. But how many businesses will see a need for AI vs like AWS or Azure? Would it be a packaged deal?

Can anyone smarter than me explain how this could even scale? We're dumping billions of dollars and handing over all of our data and media to feed this thing that doesn't even have the monthly active users of Snapchat, an app that people write off as irrelevant

It is a little funny that elon is probably still upset that the people he wants to like him despise him and ridicule him

“Attor­ney Gen­er­al Ken Pax­ton Announces Arrest of Hous­ton-Area Abor­tion­ist and Crack­down on Clin­ics Pro­vid­ing Ille­gal Abortions”

Horrifying breaking news out of Texas:

www.oag.state.tx.us/news/release...

Thank you so much for answering! Wishing you well

@amerrill2.bsky.social random question but did William Hanna and Joseph Barbera ever watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and if they did, do you know what they thought of it?

Only 7% of Americans want cuts to medicaid, the Republican budget slashes $880 BILLION from it. Think about how insane that is.