The user formerly known as TheOhmuPolice

I only just found out today that this was happening

I love it when women

The speed dating went surprisingly well. I ended up wearing a Halloween-themed Snoopy shirt I found at the mall. It proved to be a hit. And I got 2 people who are interested in me

I'm going to some speed dating thing on Sunday and they're encouraging people to dress in a spooky outfit. I'm assuming they don't mean a full-on costume but either way I have no ideas for what to wear

Call me a shoe the way I throw myself at bush

My least favorite part of updating my phone to iOS 26 is how 80% of the time when I unlock it the brightness is all the way down and I can't see shit

ive said it before and ill say it again

Another Jucika

YouTube video by ElektroBros 09 - Mariya Takeuchi - September

Happy September www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4l...

Amazing

I’m in Colorado Springs for the weekend and found they have a number of Whataburgers around here.

I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in

I'm going camping next weekend for the first time ever so I'm researching how to do it on a budget and what gear I need.

I'm glad I have a car that's big enough to sleep in because I don't have to buy a tent and that solves a good 40% of things I don't like about camping

Youtube always surprises me

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

King Harkinian seeing Duke Onkled post this and getting angry as fuck

I've been wanting to make this for a long time

A yellow bumper sticker on a car that reads “I’d rather be secretly modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer over a year and a half time period in Granby, CO.” It’s surrounded by a sticker for Kamala Harris 2024 and another featuring The Adventure Zone logo.

I’m not insane enough to add that sticker to my car yet, but I’m putting it on my wish list

I was not in a great mood today (or all week for that matter) but moments ago I rediscovered the joy that is the hamster dance song and it instantly made me feel better.

other fun note i learned in reporting this out? the top two plush toys on amazon are these nuggets and a stuffed version of anxiety from inside out 2.......... we're not OK

Due to circumstances out of my control there will be no hot dog this week, but yesterday I got this chicken bake to make up for it

I thought things couldn't get any worse, and then I opened TikTok and found out the trad wives have co-opted day collars

Today I met a trans woman named Samus and I feel bad that I didn’t get to tell her how fucking cool her name was

I had a wonderful chill birthday today. I had dumplings for dinner and I went to see Elio. But the real celebration takes place tomorrow (I'm going back to a place I've been that I really like but will not name here)

Yes I'm the Guy

Guy who has only played Balatro, playing his second roguelike: Getting a lot of 'Balatro' vibes from this...