Elaine Bennett 🏳️‍🌈

I’ve always been partial to “I Belong Here” from The Grand Tour.

Congratulations

The rest of the legal experts were not asked.

Yeah, don’t piss off a Jersey Girl

Fantastic!

Howie Rose said there’s some rule about calling people up during a pennant race. Don’t remember it exactly but it made sense when I heard it

“Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.”

- Leonard Cohen (who would have turned 91 yesterday).

Because they only look at data and there’s no way to quantify human beings who choke

It airs at least once on every Mets game

These Mets do not deserve a playoff spot 😪

Who is that acrobat in the outfield? Amazing defense is not what killed Mets today. It was all the sloppy games this week…and thru the 2nd half of season.

My ex let her cats free-feed and the male got so fat, he couldn’t clean his own butt.

History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.

Colbert won’t walk off because he has 200 people working for him. He’ll keep them employed as long as he can maintain his integrity

Or in more modern language: “try to leave out the boring parts.” (Elmore Leonard)

I wanted to bust through my tv set and storm the mound myself.

Big fan of this Padres pitcher #LFGM

This. This all day. Does anyone have a video of the full sermon?

What’s so bad? Give companies another 3 months to cook the books and they won’t have to serve them
al dente.

“Sadometsochism” - the best description of the kind of personality you need to be a Mets fan. Oy.

Maybe I’m too sensitive about 9/11 stuff. But posing the @phillies.com Phanatic in a firefighter’s gear - no, sir. That’s plain disrespectful. 9/11 is not about partisanship.

No lies detected

I’m 100% behind what Pritzger is doing but it’s faaaarrr too early to think about ‘28. We’ve got enough to tackle today.

I just described him as looking like 15-yr-old altar boy you’d be happy to see showing up to take your kid to prom

Alexander #Hamilfilm. I am at Alexander #Hamilfilm. Thanks to all the things that blew up my schedule today so I could do this.

ThriftBooks.com

Yes. It was the first musical this season that brought me to tears

There’s a fun novel about this: Every Anxious Wave by Mo Daviau