Mr. Charles Corn

eurydice would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

that’s right. an apartment emailed me. medical marvel?

wow was literally noticing today that i was feeling regulated for the first time in several weeks and then suddenly got an email out of the blue from a potential apartment about a viewing and now my depression is extremely fucking back

ugh so annoying that i made a cover of Britney Spears’s Lucky and wanna leak it soooo bad

Smile 2: Keep On Smiling!

it’s MONOGRAMMED

found this insane fur and leather coat at the antiques store….wearing it with a hood that i embroidered with this bizarre yugoslavian folk embroidery pattern i found in a book….my XP has never been higher i fear

just found out that someone who i went to HS with who absolutely fucking tormented me (and trust that i served it right back) has since transitioned and I’m SIMPLY obsessed w that for her. it’s all gorgeous water under an absolutely iconic bridge babe…….

submitting my album to labels and using “a midwestern teen on YouTube called me a star on the rise” as clout credentials

or at least the projectors at old/independent theaters

like movies aren’t even physically produced for theatrical release anymore!!! they’re meant to look good on your fucking LED tv!!! So all of the editing that looks bad on your tv looks WORSE in the theater…we live in hell ❤️

the rise of straight-to-stream movie culture and its consequences have been a disaster but the most egregious trespass is def the fact that the color treatment & lack of contrast looks EXTRA bad on big screens bc the projectors at many theaters are meant for OLED screens & can’t handle darkness

why are popular fantasy aesthetics leaning toward steampunk again…….what evil does this portend

thinking about Her

camera flips around to reveal that I am 5’4, gorgeous, and tweeting this

DO I KNOW ANYONE WITH AN IN GROUND POOL WHO CAN HELP ME REALIZE MY DREAM OF MAKING A MUSIC VIDEO HOMAGE TO SUNSET BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!!

i’ll die without her i fear….

Thinking about Paul Reubens in drag again. Need her so bad

healing my inner teenager by smoking one (1) cig out my bathroom window in the middle of the night

Penelope VISIONS 💜

*sung to the tune of Here Comes The Bride and also while i am walking my dog* here comes the poop, all dressed in goop

this actually happened btw :(

going to a record store and bristling because they don’t have any pre WWII aluminum 78s for me to play on my gramophone

and i think that- with all due respect- after this role that he was obviously born to play (tall guy with square face), Jacob Elordi should retire ❤️

added some of my lavender tulsi tincture to my nightly skullcap decoction and now i feel like i’ve never ever had a problem in my life and my whole body is vibrating

Miss Chamomile Tea saves countless lives every day

i fear it’s the looney bin for me girls

i haven’t even *officially* returned to tattooing yet and I’m already soooooo done with the way people disrespect my time and boundaries lmao

being so dramatic but i genuinely feel that literally no one on this earth is or has ever used the medium of film so effectively