@crab-goo.bsky.social
please dont spread the word about how hilarious and cool im being on here ☭
honk
05.08.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
anybody remember vince mcmahon? well this is him now:
04.08.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can you tell ive never done a fit check before? lmao looking over my scorpio-ass shoulder + everything
04.08.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nothing feels more pu$$y pop 2 me than standing up on your bike. bonus pops if yr listening to music + it’s dusk/dark.
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sprunk
04.05.2025 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
damn i rly forgot about bluesky again
04.05.2025 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
watch tower buttoned to the top
07.04.2025 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i recognise that generative ai text, especially in corporate and marketing worlds, has become standard despite the many issues with it, but i cannot be clearer that generative ai images and video are the visual language of modern fascism and using them is to align yourself with them.
06.04.2025 03:28 — 👍 368 🔁 67 💬 6 📌 0typing: “u did an awesome job 😎”~send~
*cracks knuckles and puts hands on back of head signaling satisfaction achievement*
Trash can
Shannon, IL — Columbia, AL
23.03.2025 23:36 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 8
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21.03.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
self explanatory
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Trackside sign
Gayville, SD
i found a bay leaf in my chipotle bowl and i love that
13.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Feer Plastics
New Haven, IL
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 8
03.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 164 🔁 56 💬 3 📌 12id save it as a spare lid for other pans that maybe dont have ones of their own? unsure of your pot situation but i have very few lids lol i end up using tin foil for ones that are too big for the one lid i do have.
03.03.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0genuine relief!!!
28.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0another hellish day, another incident of accidentally “nudging” my friends on duolingo. unfortunately, proceeding a sequence of “encouraging” copy on their end that i cannot rescind.
28.02.2025 05:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Smoldering heap
Foosland, IL
Lu Lu’s Beauty Parlor
Gordo, AL
please post how the photo came out 🙏🐛
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slushified new haven harbor
21.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0it was the honor of a lifetime! currently counting the minutes until i get to go home and have one after work lmao thank you so so so much ❣️
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