Mike Leo

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Statistically, the Democrats should’ve accidentally tripped over their own asses into making a correct political play, yet still they persist at being feckless, capitulating losers.

Great work getting a handshake agreement from the same folks who have put up historic numbers at being hypocrites.

On the Mount Rushmore of all time great Philadelphians

Whoa! Slow down, pal. My friends call me Tony Rigatoni. To you, I’m Tony Riganthony.

Need a compilation of the guy popping up in disbelief behind the ump after every wide ball.

2-0.

Penn State sweatshirt with a toilet plunger

fuck off

Who is this JD and how did he get so much power and so many associates?

Wilco performing a 10 minute version of Impossible Germany tonight is proof that good things can still happen in this country.

‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Hey, he still might think he is a real guy.

Catholic High School Newsletter Has Updates On Which Alumni Are In Hell Now

Catholic High School Newsletter Has Updates On Which Alumni Are In Hell Now theonion.com/catholi...

“Iran used to have a big beautiful Q in its name. Iraq they called it. Q, is a tremendous letter. They say you need a U with a Q, but they never did. Just called it Iraq. Then they got rid of the Q because of woke. We’re going to bring back the Q, they’re clamoring for Q.”

-DT on starting WWIII

Barring the invention of the Time Machine, after seeing Ringo tonight for the first time I’ve now seen all The Beatles that I’ll ever see (seen Macca 4 times).

I am warning you to cherish The Beatles while we can, with Peace and Love of course.

In the replies for Brian Wilson’s Twitter account announcing his death are bluechecks saying “another victim of the vaccine” if you’re wondering how it’s going over there

Blink twice if he slipped you a pdf of the cancelled Lennon book.

Jordan Peterson talks like a guy who memorized the words for your English class’ weekly vocabulary test, but failed to fully grasp their definitions and how to use them in a sentence like a human.

I’m not caught up on all the dogma, but ya gotta admit, Scientology might be onto something if none of these stunts have killed Tom Cruise yet.

I guess it did kill Travolta’s career though. Xenu giveth and Xenu taketh.

A street sign that reads “Greenough”

Kermit: I just don’t know if I have it in me.

Miss Piggy: Of course you do, Ker-mee. You are

FUCK I was just building a manufacturing facility!! It's 8 percent done FUCKKKKK

holy shit Edmundo Sosa.

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

The condos above the cantina have very reasonable HOA fees, especially for what you get for them (occasional sand sweeping).

Singles Going Steady and Singles 45’s And Under! If you both don’t be nicer to your adopted brother, The Clones of Doctor Funkenstein, then I’m taking away your phone privileges.

The White Lotus brothers cranking each other off is almost as unpopular in The White Lotus fan community as Chuck Schumer is among Democrats.

The Coppola Family is so important to the film industry that whenever they have a family reunion they’re forced to keep a designated survivor offsite.

“Sorry, no Sunday gravy for you today, Jason Schwartzman.”

None of this would be happening if Talk Tuah was still in production

Republicans finally did it, now with these tariffs on Mexico, Millennials can now go bankrupt from eating avocado toast.

Every NYT Political Opinion piece is one of two articles:

-How to Continue to Lose Elections to Republicans Forever

By: Longtime Entrenched Centrist Democrat

Or

-Our Founding Fathers Would Not Have Revolted Had They Been Ruled Over By A King This Just Like Mister Trump

By: Peter Thiel’s Friend

Classy of the #Oscars to include this In Memoriam for James Bond segment.