DougExeter

people these days spend not enough time watching the x-files and too much time worrying about the “EPS files”!!!

travis kelce 0-1 since Football Boy topped the charts

cut my life into pieces

cut my life into pieces

i am sad to report that my wife is watching trey yesavage pitch and has become pregnant

yankees confirmed frauds. please do not throw this post in my face at a later date. thank you for your attention to this matter!

this is the most devastating own i have ever suffered

i got my first real six string
bought it at the five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
whys this guitar made out of knives

the famous “only three possibilities“

these taylor swift lyrics are out of control

*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

yeah but on the other hand they let me use it

generals gathered in their masses

is tilly norwood vaxxed
tilly norwood vax status
can tilly norwood get sars-cov-2
number of doses tilly norwood
tilly norwood naturally immune covid

Danic! at tha Patrick

in a move thats sure to polarize his critics, donald trump has ordered troops to fire indiscriminately at elementary schools

generals gathered in their masses
watching trump emit some gasses

Rate This App, My Ass (I Won’t Rate This App)

elon musk has passed. he suffocated fatally in a medbed accident

this is an extremely niche post for only about two of you

fulfilling the prophecy of auld, the seattke narubers are 90-70

wow. brave of cal raleigh to say that the only accomplishment greater than hitting 60 home runs will be voting in a fourth consecutive presidential election for donald trump

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cause im
slim shady
check it and see
i got a bunch of guys
who look just like me

i heard there was a secret gay
the cruise ship it gave it all away
but you dont really care for MAGA do you?
it goes like this, theres folks to grift
but he likes dudes if you catch my drift
the wife crying at home while benny blew ya
benny blew ya, benny blew ya
benny blew ya
benny blew-ew ya

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you can take as much tylenol as you want. you just have to make sure the security guards dont see you

sorry but i dont take my medical advice from tRump!!!!

please join me in taking a whole bottle of tylenol to #resist