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its doug exeter

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JE: come on down to littel st jmes its my island feb 1 throguh six

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL: Jeffrey, you are well aware that I have a prior arrangement in those days. You can’t be serious.

JE: lots of shados to see here u looser

02.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

JE: come on down to littel st jmes its my island feb 1 throguh six

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL: Jeffrey, you are well aware that I have a prior arrangement in those days. You can’t be serious.

JE: lots of shados to see here u looser

02.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fwd: RE: FWD: Re: girsl

31.01.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my family requests privacy during this difficult time

29.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

weird way to announce you got into star trek

28.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TED LASSO: *on his second week leading the north korean missile program* now what all y’all β€œnuke-u-lar” physicists forgot to ask yourself is: ”did this so-called idiot American spend his childhood knowing Planck’s Constant?”
ROOM: *gasps in unison*

24.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a polite canadian, it is my solemn duty to inform you that orange man bad

21.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater

20.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

son, in this house you do not address me as β€œBrian”. under my roof you will refer to me as β€œThe Ethical Disney Adult”

18.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drugs

16.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i havent watched the show but i assume there is an unrelated B plot about how the vancouver team sucks

16.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody wants to work anymore

13.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aaron rodgers has died of diphtheria

13.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

*about a guy two years younger than me* look at this old loser

13.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner

12.01.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

*to the tune of american woman* artemi panarin

03.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its 2026 and i dont know who needs to hear this but lets stop hating things with the intensity of a thousand suns. one or two suns is enough

02.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

2025 found dead in miami

01.01.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a second hand has just struck midnight

01.01.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*jeff foxworthy voice* and if you DID NOT DIE, you just might be tiny tim

26.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway

26.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE: friends, i killed him

25.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch

25.12.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
troy mcclure

troy mcclure

the erotic awakening of h

the erotic awakening of h

put it in h

put it in h

19.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

i heard there was a cheap accord
a family car that you could afford
but you dont really care for driving do ya

19.12.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: β€œaugust and everything afterβ€œ, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster β€œmr jones” and β€œomahaβ€œ, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now

18.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i forgot about that one. maybe someone screenshotted it

18.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yo

18.12.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun

17.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dougexeter: they should put him in prison instead of the sexting case. He’s just going to do more sexting there

The associated press: former US rep Anthony weiner sentenced to 21 months in sexting case that rocked presidential race

Dougexeter: they should put him in prison instead of the sexting case. He’s just going to do more sexting there The associated press: former US rep Anthony weiner sentenced to 21 months in sexting case that rocked presidential race

17.11.2024 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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