phylan

what a game damn

A. J. Pierzynski is just intolerable

you just can't be named Colt Keith. you can't do that

hot damn

what's his "brain age"

ok insane play at third that went mostly unremarked after that homer though

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

I am improbably hyped for playoff baseball go Ms

oh so that's why conservatives want to buy it

all human invention eventually converges on Fritos scoops

bluesky censored Adams flaccid d from the Sistine Chapel painting bsky.app/profile/john...

I watched like a half hour last night, in a state of mind where literally any sport not featuring a Philly team would salve my soul, and still had to turn it off

this is embarrassing dog. not watchable

I also pull it apart and eat both halves separately. you cannot kill me in any way that matters

just cream cheese, and fuck new york

is that true @grok

opposing genocide is not a personality sweetie 💅

multiple expire of a beach and horses and pink 90s Britney Spears with glittery pink text: starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay, they JUST announced it

importing some good facebook slop

The Ro Khanna Cycle: ???? —> ????—-> in an infinite recursive loop, forever, which even Ro seems confused by

people in r/eagles are like "rewatching the film from last night and"

come on man. you're not on the team. you don't need to do this to yourself

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

maybe just old guy grumpiness but I wish that Vince Gilligan show would release an honest to god trailer and not a bunch of context less hype-engineered teasers

These are all flagrant lies, unsourced yet printed in a newspaper that allegedly fact checks things. The rest of it is meandering panic-bait that treats jail breaking LLMs. They don’t even describe the virus! They just said someone made one. Bullshit!

I wonder if we're at the stage where if you showed Trump just the NBA portion of the Onion Epstein doc he'd believe it happened

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

if you're not American and trying to understand the reaction to this, just imagine how you'd feel if a foreign country established a military base inside your country's borders

FROM THE COMMS OFFICE: over the next 24 hours we will be unmuting what we internally refer to as "tranche one" of Dodgers fans. this includes accounts that our team considers the least annoying. at this time there is no firm schedule for unmuting subsequent tranches. thank you