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Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

now I'm at an ER though because my friend dislocated his shoulder

skyline in Stowe, VT. lots of hills and mountains And pine trees and such

this place is insanely beautiful

How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:

fine but I think Sam Altman should get a trial first

good day. legs dead

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Yeah.

view from the chairlift

view of Phylan on the lift

we're so very back

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lol

RIP James A Garfield's doctor you would've made a fuckin mint off Bryce Harper

I don't know anything about comics but is this just an Australian guy that tucks people into bed

did I miss an injury. why is Stokes bowling himself this much

god am I fucking sick of the mega white ultra bible thumping super woo woo worshipping pro natalist Phils roster

okaying the guy that cites his Instagram follower count in his bio to drain my blood

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him

James Gandolfini was just incredible. sorry I know everyone else already knew this but it's my first watch through

weather showing 9 degrees, feels like 0

hmm

before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror

running my blood through coffee filters and putting it back to hit home runs better

hoping Newsom and Shapiro split the "this governor, whose actual constituents hates him, seems fine" primary vote

I can't wait for this piece of shit to crash and burn

People are all sharing this approvingly, but the reason Halle Berry is mad at Gavin Newsom is because her scam AI menopause supplement health woo company can't bleed taxpayers because of the bill he vetoed.

A pox on all of their houses.

CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.

Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.

this is the most useful thing the FBI has ever done, to be fair

i'm in stowe, vt. it's cold as fuck here. why did Bernie Sanders never tell us about this

the y axis tells how high above the corolla the sea lion is flying