Melissa

1. Bad Bunny's halftime was great 🎶
2. Way too many AI commercials, that is concerning 🤖
3. SEAHAWKS WIN!!! 💚💙

Can we get back on the correct timeline now?

In a not shocking attempt to waste taxpayer money, the Idaho government wants to pass a bathroom bill. As a straight woman I'm just going to start using the men's room in really republican places and actually make those fuckers uncomfortable. Give them something to cry about.

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I wonder how Dean Winchester would have felt about the first episode of Mythbusters.

I think I can get us back on the right timeline, follow along:
February 2015- Seahawks throw it on the 1 yd line & lose SB49 to the Patriots.
June 2015- Dumpy goes down the escalator.
February 2026- Seahawks beat the Patriots & win SB60
June 2026- Dumpy goes down.
So mote it be.

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You know how people have been following ice around blowing whistles? Has anyone considered blowing Aztec death whistles? 👀

I knew something wasn't right with the way my nose piercing was healing (slanted). The piercer recommended I take it out and let it heal and re-pierce. I did have her take it out, but figured since I was there, why not just get the other side done? This will confuse everyone.

My lilac bush has buds. In January. In Idaho. This is very, very bad.

The world is too much for me right now.
So, I did what I loved doing as a kid....reading the TV Guide listings for the week (I was a weird kid). It gave me a small serotonin burst to see that two of my favorite movies are both airing on broadcast on Sunday night.

Usually, I like the year-end recaps and whatnot. This year, no thanks. 2025 can eat a big one.

Four years ago tonight I sat with my mom as she took her last breaths. I was doing ok(ish) until I finally stopped to reflect on it. Ugh. What the fuck is even life, man?

Liquid Death's Murder Mystery energy drink is a better Dr. Pepper dupe than Liquid Death's actual Dr. P duoe (Dr. Death).

So I guess we haven't gone completely down the Idiocracy hole yet, because this morning the greeter at Costco didn't say "Welcome to Costco, we love you!" What a relief.

Not in the slightest, but it's funny to hear him admit it out loud.

My coworker told me today that he doesn't care for people and that a lot of people get offended by that and how he appreciates that I *get* it. (Because honestly, have you interacted with people recently? Ew.)

I am 100% confident I am on the wrong timeline.

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That feeling when someone gets exposed for being an ass and you're just over here living your life.

Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas

AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.

After a week off, a lot of my coworkers commented that I changed my hair color, but not one of them has said anything about the fact that I pierced my nose. So, either they haven't noticed, don't like it, or by not mentioning it myself I've gaslit 15 men into thinking I've had this all along.

I miss these two little babies. I put out the ofrenda last night. ❤️😭

How did I get an entire degree in English, and not one time did I ever learn about James Joyce's letters to his wife?

From a Mariners fan...I know how you feel.

I'm going to assume it was a joke & not intended as malicious that I got a birthday card from a family member joking about us all being insane. My mom had 2 serious diagnosed mental disorders, and I sometimes use dark humor to joke about it. I think it's in bad taste and cluelessly boomer coded.

Hell yeah, #Boise No Kings! Photo by Robin Hadder.

Coworker: I don't care for Taylor Swift.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.

Holy cow, I haven't been at the grocery store in awhile but the produce section at Fred Meyer has slim pickings. Hardly any carrots, broccoli, potatoes, onions....it's starting.

With no due respect...

What the fuck?

Considering a bunch of congress people were shot at softball practice a few years ago and they still did nothing...never going to happen.