Luigi de Guzman

Propriety prevents me from making the next obvious gag regarding the president

A conference to discuss a final solution to the Epstein question

The only way forward will be to convince the government that domestic solar production is patriotic and helps screw Arab oil sheikhs. Otherwise we will have to deal with a reality where it is our patriotic duty to roll as much coal as possible

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Dallas Cowboys | Defector Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews s...

“I became a Cowboys fan when I was six because I had a pillow of all the NFL Teams and their helmets and I could draw the Dallas star really well. That was 1996. My life choices since then haven't gotten any better.”
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As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

I dunno; try caramelizing some onions and adding those to the beans

I read this so now you have to www.ign.com/articles/rep...

the Master Race, as it turns out, is as poorly-educated as it is well-armed

does cuomo think mamdani is trying to rent an apartment

Shirtless Passenger Casually Takes His Seat On United Flight Out Of Newark—And Everyone Acts Like It's Normal - View from the Wing No shirt, no shoes, no service? Not if you're flying United Airlines out of Newark.

I honestly believe that the pandemic broke people and nobody remembers how to live in a society any more. viewfromthewing.com/shirtless-pa...

The actual Vandals did less harm to civilization than this crowd

Is Cade Cavalli pitcher Carter Kieboom

Most of my USB-B device connections are either USB-B or Micro USB-B. The odd Mini USB-B annoys me

have to dig up a device that uses a USB Mini Type B connector and remembering that the U in USB is not as Universal as you would think

NORMS

I miss the honesty of the emo era

Hi, former Foreign Service Officer here

The Secretary of State might be interested to learn that visa requirements and terms are generally reciprocal. We do it to them, they do it to us.

This is Millennial Culture

I would bear air travel before the drudgery of driving days by myself

Reviving a feature from another platform, this is your parking lot asshole of the week

YouTube video by Warner Music Sweden Caesars Palace - Jerk It Out (Official Video)

Just heard “Jerk it Out” by the Caesars and that tune will forever be a FIFA loading screen for me

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Plus there’s the experience of running into people that may have never gotten on public transportation ever before just being loud, or taking up spaces they shouldn’t, or not understanding the baggage rules, or god knows what.

We are all just trying to get somewhere, in the end

Security theater, too: just so many literal hoops to jump through only to cram yourself into a metal tube for a couple of hours and curse your lack of foresight when you aren’t given anything to eat or drink

I think a lot of the appeal of the airport lounge is an attempt to bring about & enforce a kind of good order and calm that no longer exists in domestic air travel. We have all been nickel and dimed to death by “unbundling” or whatever.

Nice airport lounges are nice but the vibe is kind of killed if you end up having to hustle to board your flight because the lounge is inconveniently far from your departure gate.

That's a butthole

Video is better for ads I think

Remember when a podcast was just an RSS feed that pointed to sound file

The Clintons refused to leave the stage

Besides all of the heartburn associated with arranging an agreeable time, I also feel personally insulted by the idea that I would cheat at a pop quiz that literally means nothing.

I am many kinds of loser but I am not THAT kind of loser