WHOOPSIE DOODLE

Nothing is louder than a suitcase being wheeled over cobbles. Nothing. Turbo prop fighter jets. The Who at The Valley. Stampeding elephants. The wheeled suitcase + uneven ground eclipses them all.

REMEMBER

If you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP

Instead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly

It’s not actually clear from that story exactly what they were arrested for. Clearly not just for having a private meeting at that location which is the way it’s framed

The Daily Mail Group needs to be held to account for protecting a sexual predator | Good Law Project

Since putting up this crowdfunding page, the Daily Mail has sent us, through their lawyers (RPC), two defamation threats.

A few points about them. 🧵

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Of all the things Elon Musk has said, this is the worst.

We cannot rely on Trump and his shadow president Musk. The UK must boost defence spending and take the lead in Europe.

Can’t somebody have her sectioned?

FOOT-IN- MOUTH ANOTHER Brexit "control of our borders" success story last month, with the entry into the UK of animal food products banned after an outbreak of foot and mouth disease in Germany. The cause was the failure of an IT system called "import of products, animals, food and feed system" (IPAFFS) - one of many border controls that had to be created when the UK left the EU and lost the use of existing IT systems (ie the EU's food safety Traces platform). When Germany declared its foot and mouth outbreak on 10 January, the Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs (Defra) immediately banned the import of cattle, pig and other animals and associated products. But it took a week for controls to take effect "due to failings in Defra's communications and IT systems, specifically IPAFFS" , according to a letter last week from Commons environment and food committee chair Alistair Carmichael to the Defra minister responsible, Baroness (Sue) Hayman. "As a result" , testimony from port operators showed, "prohibited German goods made it through the UK border" The head of health and public protection at the Dover Port Health Authority explained that the banned imports had gone through due to another feature forced on borders thanks to Brexit: the timing out of checks if they're not completed within a certain number of hours. Oh dear, another unreliable IT system necessitated by that great victory for the sovereign right to cock things up.

Brexit: “that great victory for the sovereign right to cock things up”… give ourselves food poisoning, lose control, swamp ourselves in red tape, pay more for stuff and stubbornly isolate ourselves from our own continent…

A relentless, ruinous stupidity.

(Private Eye)

Aaaand… here’s what you COULD have won!

Just in case people have forgotten, Trump has an abiding hatred of Zelensky for refusing to pursue Biden and his son, Hunter in an investigation Trump wanted opened in Ukraine, as he thought it would help Trump’s 2020 Presidential run.

What you see now is spite

Nigel Farage says he will always put "country" first.

Here's a reminder of which country he's talking about.

Incredible stuff in here: They ID'ed him, in part, by going to court hearings and watching him post

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

There aren’t many highlights from Conservative rule but this is a doozy!! 👏👏👏

Can Trumpism be defeated? Absolutely. Here’s how | Bernie Sanders

Ukraine now has an account on BlueSky.
You are welcome to like , follow and repost this 🇺🇦

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Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘

Badenoch: the crowning jewel of the Tory Party's Dunning-Kruger collection.

Walk away

R.I.P Irony 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tonight you died and went to a better place

Ukraine and Europe made to sit outside as US and Russia sharpen their carving knives In this back-to-the-future world, Russia is fully restored to the top table, while the US envoys outdo each other to praise Trump * Europe live – latest on Ukraine talks Ukraine was laid out on the glossy conference table in Riyadh on Tuesday, not…

Ukraine and Europe made to sit outside as US and Russia sharpen their carving knives

Trump doesn’t care what the truth actúally is. He cares about getting his version of it out there

Looks like the FT is getting there..

The UK's "Special Relationship" with America is over.

They are now as much of an existential threat as Russia and China and should be treated as such.

The first topic raised by Starmer in Paris today should be the UK re joining the EU as a matter of urgency.