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DLDR, SALS, YKINMKATO. current occupation: getting men pregnant. https://archiveofourown.org/users/ElrondsScribe/works

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ok well fuck em

06.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh for the love of GOD

06.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only one way to find out ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿช

04.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(for reference Peter Lopata ruined my life when he added Rach 2 to the Heated Rivalry soundtrack because Iโ€™ve been thinking of a pianist AU ever since)

((I donโ€™t have time to get bit by a new plotbunny, I have a whole other fic in a whole other fandom that I have to finish, pls help))

31.01.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a pianist AU you just KNOW Yuna Hollander would be the quintessential Suzuki parent lol

31.01.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should get some chutzpah like this tbh.

Hell yeah I studied classical piano! Hell yeah I studied religion! Embarrassed? Whoโ€™s embarrassed?

30.01.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can attest to those as a (former?) pianist!

28.01.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone talk me out of the Shmi Skywalker as Stoic Enslaved Mother post for Black History Month

28.01.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heated Rivalry got me in my Mighty Ducks nostalgia ngl

27.01.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my head Iโ€™m an author writing nasty femdom erotica of various flavors (female alpha/male omega, bdsm-verse, magic powers, religious trauma, cannibals/vampires, etc) and everyone hates to see me coming because omg we GET IT youโ€™re into having a woman chew on a man shut uppp!

Irl I am so. so tired

24.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to be unkind, but I am so impatient about the โ€œwhatโ€™s the point of making my little zines/comics/crafts/art when the world is on fireโ€ sentiments. I get it, but saving the world is not a responsibility shouldered by your art! Thatโ€™s what being a neighbor, a friend, and hell, a citizen is for!!!

11.06.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4673    ๐Ÿ” 1203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Apparently Iโ€™m not nearly as familiar as I should be with piano repertoire because I clocked that the piece being played in Heated Rivalry Ep 2 was probably a piano concerto but not that it was literally Rachmaninov 2 ๐Ÿ˜

21.01.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still chewing on little scott and cg kip

20.01.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pouting bcuz ur right

16.01.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plotting a Cult Babies Escape romance thar will never see the light of day, choosing nice lowkey cult baby names: what about Saul and Selah

15.01.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll never be a published author โ€” the mere idea of navigating the publishing industry as a black semi-closeted queer woman makes me break out in hives, much less becoming an Influencer โ€” but I do like sketching out original fiction I wonโ€™t write

15.01.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And Kip should be a caregiver, I can feel it on him

14.01.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scott should be little!! He should!!

14.01.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

frustrated bcus I canโ€™t like ur posts more than once

14.01.2026 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yarn!! ๐Ÿงถ

13.01.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Normal Rockwell I believe man

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

04.01.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16542    ๐Ÿ” 5870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

just sit n let it happen to you :)

10.01.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see lots of folks saying asking why they should even post art at a time like this and I just wanna say like, as a person who does read a lot of theory and psychology stuff - and who explicitly does UX (making ppl do stuff)

Making art is important - but not for the purposes that we typically think

09.01.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Return of the Ungendered Monarch

09.01.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

06.01.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3160    ๐Ÿ” 535    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

your mind? huge

04.01.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 132678:
You don't need to write every day: you just need to keep your imagination alight. Feed it with books, with art, with films and theatre. That way it will always be ready when you need it.

04.01.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

we love!!

04.01.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like damn boy, the penny drops NOW? ๐Ÿคฃ

04.01.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh those fics are horrifying! but i also find mind reading/telepathy/hiveminds v erotic so ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

30.12.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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