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Yeah you ate with this one

Damn, stumbled onto a new fanfic archive today! Thanks Katla!

yeah that’s totally the only reason sizhui goes for it … just cuz the clan needs heirs …

hit em with the passive aggressive “per my previous email”

we used to be a society

You da bomb!

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire Alt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a fire with a concerningly gleeful expression

me: love lan qiren. justice for shufu. good things for shufu.

also me, drafting my fth fic and getting ready to inflict Major Emotional Pain on lan qiren:

aspirational truly 🫡

also u should close 5 more tabs today

tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme

Aw hell yeah! I challenge you to close 3 more today

i challenge u to close 5 tabs today

right up there with “gaslighting”

Omg this is one of my favorites this is the one that got me into ageplay fic this is SO GOOD

does lwj need to sit v close to lxc to hump his leg. or does he need to sit as far away from lxc as possible to try to touch his cock without lxc noticing

this is simply chefskiss

ooh, love me some lanlan!

That’s so horrible wtf 😭

alsooo oviposition?

omorashi??

Omg Serpy?? 😍

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'

You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life A 3 panel comic Panel 1: Kink Negotiation Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play... Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do! Panel 2: "The Scene" Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over. I... I can't...Hnngg.... Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it! Panel 3: Aftercare Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime. [end of comic] "The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework. Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare. [image of a blushing person reading the above comic] Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play. [image of a blushing person reading only “The Scene” panel from the above comic] CNC play, and both sorts of fiction are normal and healthy!

A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.

they didn’t in True Blood but that’s just the one media

rape kink is also fine if you fantasize about being the perpetrator btw. if being a victim in your fantasies is fine, so is being a predator.

get them jabs 💉

I say this because I don’t like the way Tara so often is the vessel for that disapproval of nonconformity. And how, when she eventually gets a queer relationship of her own, the show won’t let her keep it. And the way that the narrative is so insistent on Tara keeping her abusive mother in her life.

I’m gonna say something counterintuitive: in spite of its many explicit sex scenes, and its interpersonal relationships that transcend Nuclear Family Norms, I increasingly get the sense an underlying conservative bent when I watch True Blood. Like, it’ll show Freakiness but be punitive about it.

Because frankly, I hate watching Tara put Sookie first on multiple occasions, at the cost of her own needs and wants and even basic safety, and to see Sookie absolutely not come through for her in the same ways. I hate how almost every personal tie she has ends up going bad on her in some way.

are marginalized in-universe, are coded with some sort of irl marginalized identity, or both, then you’re Bad. You’re what’s wrong with fandom. You’re immature, censorship-minded, shouldn’t do fiction.

Ok I accept that. Still doesn’t make True Blood’s treatment of Tara any more palatable to watch.

Mute because I’m about to be annoying about Tara Thornton yet again

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So there’s this sentiment that I’ve seen around the corners of fandom that I’m in, which is that if you are at any time for any reason not 100% on board with outsized amounts of trauma being inflicted on fictional characters who