Your vitals, sir, they're just too good. I'm begging you, please come back to my office in 3 months because I just can't believe how great this metabolic panel is. You truly are of noble stock, sir.
09.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That sucks so much. We truly don't get enough time with our four-legged family members.
08.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh hell yeah a Demodex reference on today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
08.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Aristojags
07.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
But think of your local optometrist. They have a family to feed.
06.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh no, I recognize that packaging.
05.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Penn State plays Northwestern next weekend and that could be fun for a lot of us.
05.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wait, Maryland lost? They were up like 20-0 halfway into the third
05.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WHO NEEDS SHOES
04.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know it's probably not a backwards pass but also it would be better for me if it was
04.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Podcasting
04.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm beginning to think my favorite football team is just bad and will always be bad and will never be good
04.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
37 yards of offense is a number
04.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This football game had great vibes to start with and the vibes have only gotten worse
04.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nebraska took over on the Sparty 26 and punted it to the Sparty 40
04.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Penn State fires Franklin today.
04.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They were called for delay of game because they snapped the ball too fast?
04.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Michigan State with the rare acceleration of game delay of game penalty
04.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Touched down
04.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Try an onside kick again, UCLA
04.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cincinnati I think you should only have eligible receivers downfield.
04.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why'd they put Strawberry Shortcake by the poop shed
04.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign for Vala's pumpkin patch
Fuck it, we ball.
04.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It is not my preferred way to start a Saturday, but my wife lives for the Fall. Unfortunately all of our local pumpkin patches are small and the one two hours away has both captured her heart and is extremely popular, so if she's feeling up for it this weekend then goddammit she's going to get it.
04.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
God help me we have to get everyone in this house ready to leave by 7 in the goddamn morning tomorrow to get to this pumpkin patch before it gets crazy busy.
04.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
That film is 2 and a half hours long. There are large swaths of that movie that people forget and the only thing they remember is how amazing the food looks and some random one liners.
Nobody remembers the weird side plot of groomer Tinkerbell.
04.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DELAWARE NO
04.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
West Virginia kicking off at 10:30 is fine but someone should check on BYU kicking off at 7:30 that seems kind of late for those folks.
04.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Begone, Penn State volleyball
04.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Volleyball demons being exorcised
04.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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