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405 ‘til I die. Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.

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Disabling quotes is the cowards way out.

04.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Run me over with a tractor, Ilona

04.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bitchessaywhat

04.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Revolts, revolutions, other great upheavals against tyranny strike us like a thunderbolt, a sudden response to an infuriating event. But what they really result from is years perhaps decades or centuries of resentments and indignities.

We are likely closer to the beginning of that than the end.

15.01.2026 14:27 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 2

yes; she is a former ICE immigration court attorney who is filling in on a contract basis since they don't have sufficient staff.

fuck her.

03.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very cute. lived in a similar neighborhood before kids, miss it to this day.

03.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ooh I bet it was a side by side of some kind

03.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get a picture of the thing, because there are golf carts in this neighborhood that could be outfitted as snow plows.

03.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

once again your neighborhood looks awesome.

03.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

where is our favorite new jersey lawyer when we need him.

03.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

one of our old neighbors' daughters is a nascent twirler, and I'm amazed when her mom posts videos of performances.

good luck to yours!

03.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was just afraid to ask my parents for money and also I didn't want to miss a semester of pallets of keystone light hall parties.

03.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paul Blume @PaulBlume FOX9 • 1h
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Judge Blackwell had ordered the SHOW CAUSE hearing because he was frustrated that in 5 Habeas cases he was presiding over, he felt his orders were being ignored, leaving immigrant detainees unconstitutionally locked up for days. Ms. Le said that govt lawyers just cannot keep up.
3:37 PM • Feb 3, 2026 • 13.3K Views

Paul Blume @PaulBlume FOX9 • 1h SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9 Q 39 1)419 • 1.3K Ill 124K 贝企 Paul Blume *• @PaulBlume_FOX9 Judge Blackwell had ordered the SHOW CAUSE hearing because he was frustrated that in 5 Habeas cases he was presiding over, he felt his orders were being ignored, leaving immigrant detainees unconstitutionally locked up for days. Ms. Le said that govt lawyers just cannot keep up. 3:37 PM • Feb 3, 2026 • 13.3K Views

I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar.

If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.

03.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 3072    🔁 991    💬 45    📌 72

sad that he didn't win, not surprised that he didn't win, apparently

03.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we used to ban hard liquor advertisements on television, we can RETVRN

03.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i guess, fundamentally, i am just anti-crank. if your position is that normal, everyday people getting out into the streets to protest in the tens of thousands are doing it wrong, you’re a crank, and i assume you believe a lot of other crank shit i don’t care about.

03.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1053    🔁 170    💬 16    📌 5

welp if you're going to quit on principle, do so in the (darkly) funniest way possible.

03.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don't stop I'm close

03.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the thing is that Occupy - and i learned this FROM THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY BITCHING AT WILL STANCIL for fuck's sake - started organically, then kicked normie women to the curb and got taken over by semipro agitators with axes to grind

03.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 217    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 4

I cannot express how happy I am to live in a state that hasn't legalized sports gambling. If I had to listen to that from an acquaintance in polite society I might die from boredom and secondhand embarrassment

03.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

shit, until three months ago those were highly competitive, sought after jobs that people were justifiably proud to have. Some of them wanted to do them for a few years, some wanted to make it a career. A lot of them probably were counting on PSLF.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

03.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean do quit. Do quit. Just realize that it takes a minute to quit in a way that you don't lose your house and you can still list your time in the job on a resume.

03.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

again, Oklahoma Republicans think that Markwayne Mullin is actually the more reasonable and easier to deal with Oklahoma senator. He listens and tries to help if you bring problems to him.

James Lankford was the director of the south's premier Baptist handjob camp and is a evangelical scold.

03.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gardeners often give you fresh fruit and vegetables if you smile and nod and ask follow-up questions about their gardens.

no gambler has ever given me fresh fruits and vegetables after telling me about their bad beats

03.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so 5-10 days at most.

03.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we had an OWS encampment in Oklahoma City and legitimately if you talk to people who have worked downtown during that timespan they will go off on how stupid and annoying it was. It radicalized a whole bunch of normies against the idea!

03.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 69    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

my neighbor's daughter is doing the same thing.

Turning down scholarships to Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Florida State to go to like, Fordham.

03.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Will Stancil is like a tenants rights attorney who is heavily involved in his community organizations, he's like the definition of an actual organizer not some dipshit who participated in OWS two damn decades ago.

03.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gonna need @gokp.bsky.social and @badlawyerpod.bsky.social to report live from the scene in MSP

03.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

yeah, you ever been to Happy Valley or Storrs or Rutgers and then compared them to Tuscaloosa or Knoxville or Athens???

All things being equal it's not a comparison.

03.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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