LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER

Ok but I hate Calibri.

I get the reasons the switch was made, but I hate it.

Arial.

James I have 23 minutes until the end of the workday, I need this story

The GeeseCourse needs to end, because Clap Your Hands Say Yeah and Tapes N' Tapes were fine, but they didn't need a tribute band in 2025.

The millennial experience is seeing every piece of modern pop culture through the lens of the bands that did it first, and better.

"My friends just call me Pibb, let's dispense with the formalities, we know why you're here."

Jimmy Fallon: So you have become death? The destroyer of worlds?

Bob Oppenheimer: If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendour of the mighty one.

Jimmy Fallon: Ewwwww.

Blueskyism

MIGHTY PURDUE! THE GOLD AND BLACK! SURELY A TEAM CALLED THE BOILERMAKERS IS A WORTHY OPPONENT NOTRE DAME SHOULD BE PROUD TO BEAT

getting called a contextless slur doesn't hurt nearly as much as a 37 skeet thread from a poster with a pfp of a small dick who is an expert in the field you just wrote about that is scrupulously sourced and calls you an idiot titty baby who clearly can't read in its conclusion.

this guy gets it

Fine next time you'll get nothing

somebody just let me buy the Chinese EVs and get it over with.

we're going to have so much shit to pay for in 2029 just to begin to rebuild the American democratic state that student borrowers are going to have to wait in line.

wtf

St. Eugene's does a bourbon pull too.

It was a dumb hill to die on then and it's a dumb hill to die on now.

I legitimately thought that the level of student loan forgiveness anyone from the M4A crowd wanted was a stupid proposal. Targeted forgiveness of people earning less, those who had been taken advantage of by for-profit schools, the kind of things that Biden did, was fine.

you can see the face of God in a well-organized session agenda, true fact.

St. Eugene's is the best.

There was zero legislative mandate for the proposal, because nobody actually liked it, and he still did 10% of the balance in two years with the limited tools at his disposal

AND NONE OF YOU GAVE HIM A GODDAMN BIT OF CREDIT

instead I decided to stick with Presbyterianism because I don't like talking to anyone during the service and I love committee meetings.

if I had known Catholicism was about getting it in I would have converted when we got married.

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same.

you can't cave to TPUSA if you're closed.

damn fine Hawaiian rolls too.

THANK GOD one school in Norman has it's priorities in order.

Lincoln Riley's brisket looked better.

how could an undefeated ten game winner possibly be locked out of the college football playoff???

surely it's a ten game season, right?