Jack Newhouse

Her periodical. Her occasional. Happens about every six weeks (I also keep getting caught out by the five day week)

Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue

really dug myself a hole by mentioning menstrual cycles at all in a world where the moon only orbits five times a year so that's not a logical name for them at all

"cheese" is also in the name of "American Cheese" and yet

maybe this whole thing has been a convoluted plan to replace non-violent marijuana offenders in the prison industrial complex

I think they should squeak like a turtle with its beloved shoe

No, they seek out blood

People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area

a classic of the genre

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for philosophically indefensible reasons, no less

They actively seek out meat at night

the hippo thing actually got less unusual now we know they're active carnivores

see, the main narrative I've heard of her was putting on a brave face while JFK worked methodically through the secretarial pool but it sounds like she was way too busy having fun to worry about what her husband was doing

someone posted a picture of the guy who pepper shot the priest and he had a stain on his pants

"looks like the guy pissed himself"

nope, stain was too small. Guy got off on the sense of power.

Could be anyone

Text: A photographer took a picture before and after giving this woman a sword Image: two pictures of Lucy Lawless. In the first, she is not smiling. In the second, she is holding a sword and smiling broadly.

that means you need to buy four swords, right?

object permanence is a skill you have to develop and train at, I guess

It's cool that if I mow the small strip of grass out front of my house my hands are going to shake for the next few hours for no apparent reason

not a pre-teen, but a re-teen

he slept at work to show how hard he was working

engineers said they hated how he got in the way

Portnoy's Complaint already exists tho

a lot of it was "Nazi superweapons!"

Why? The FBI has teams available, as well as local SWAT etc. That doesn't seem remotely on-mission.

Is there a reason for them to have those? They aren't specialised for eg hostage situations or protection details

how is the rent?

no, no, Spaceman is an astronaut, a technological figure who relies on machines. Starchild is a spiritual wanderer. They're both aligned up, but their techniques are at odds.

maybe the originals will call themselves Anglican and the schismatics can get Episcopalian

I don't think there's quite the same stigma against Anglican now the average American won't recognise it as meaning "English church" anymore

as I understand it the Episcopalians, who are Anglicans who didn't want to keep calling themselves the English Church after the American Revolution, have also been splintering for a while because the more conservative branches were putting themselves under the now-schismatic conservative bishops

Paradox, watching the crowd's reaction while they turn up a big dial labelled "Game of Thrones"

It doesn't work if it's in a different tweet from the one I replied to

had the same answer when my wikipedia group asked me how I know about ancient chinese public toilets