⭐ UNCLE SAT.

i'm in da friggin' line at greggs

"Oooo I don't watch TV anymorrre" IF THEY AINT ACTING AND THEY AINT WATCHIN THEN JUST KILL EM 📈

Awww, whaaaaat...? Lilith, yer breakin' my heart, here...

... heh. guess it don't count if it's here, does it? this place... I guess we're a lil' bit free to speak our mind.

The sanctity of da-- ah, dere's nothin' sacred about bein' a man, anyhow.

... Perfect-o. We got dat all on camera! 's a good take, we'll roll with it. Next scene!

And thank god ain't no one saw THEM on video, cuz we sure as hell piled 'em bodies reeeal high...

Come mornin', there's only ever one star left though...

And the whole world spins around it. And I don't see NOTHIN' spinnin' around YOU.

Ain't nothin', ain't nobody bigger than TV. Ain't'cha ever heard of a star?

biggest, brightest, burnin' balls'a fire there ever was. And Television's full of 'em. You think you're bigger than that?

one'a my FAVORITE employees...

temp pinned. nonfandom oc.

I knows her.

//i made a character a while back based on beta queen for an rp server and i drew her last night. audusa i love u

//dont think ive posted this doodle here yet even though it's one of my favorites. the richest freest man in the whole entire cage

i was kind of expectin ya to feel dead about it

... 🤨

[ cocking the hammer back for her ]

😁 NO

sorry we only got the suits with da little microphone heads on em

... and what's that s'pposed ta mean.

i can't be an anonymous. i'm just too dang big and huge over here.

i don't know why i keep doin dis to absolve myself of my sins. i'm just gonna sin again

they love it!

yea i generally like ta put any people with a connection to god into a big ol glass tube so i can siphon their powers and stuff

//

// various unposted satisms

how fast can ya run?

depends on if yer doin' one'a the catchin' jobs.

say how ya really feel.
no one's gonna remember a thing.

it's okay. none'a dis matters here.

[ pulls out a vape pen with a little green hat on it ]