The Hacker

I need you to help me by doing this Hacktivity Sheet from the Cafe. They give it out to bouncy little pumpkins while they wait for their meal and also me cause I asked

We still hack about you

I just wanna fuckin play metal gear man

I need to start HackKing and SneakKing my accompli (plural) out of here.

I‘ll post a Hacker’s Update later. Keep it on the download.

A bouncy pumpkin-type character has velvet-roped off this CastleTown for safety purposes, with a facsimile of the TV guy who make you laugh and make you cry. I really really really don’t like how they look around but I’m not allowed to be picky at all. I don’t think he knows why he put those up even

The Blue one keeps coming and going several times in this same night… In and out of a TV’s Game building. I don’t really care about that though because I’m a really lowkey and chill guy. I‘m preparing my second Haxpedition out of the Catstle’s Cradle and into the Wildernothing (where I already went)

Was it me?

Hacky New Year from me the Hacker better start brightening those Teasers

A Merry Clickmas from your friend, (I'm)The Hacker. I have been building an elaborate Cyber's Build on your Minecrap Server but I'm not telling you where it is

Yeah my budget just went way up dude

You're going in my end of year mysteries compilation

A view from the side reveals the trick

I don't think it's Tenna but score one for the green ones back home

Never give up, trust your instincts maybe

I am Jack's overwhelming sense of inadequacy.

Happens to the best of us

I know what you're thinking. It's clues

Make sure to bring more D$ next time

Welcome to my store we call it the Hack Market

My theory about the outfits has been Confirmed... I'll have to add this to my document

Tenna, Red one. I think this is normal because red is the color of nature
Tenna, Green one. I think this is normal because green is the color of nature. Has less traction but jumps higher. There's a lot of green ones
Tenna, Orange one. Has a Spadeboyish charm. Might be the Castle's Not-King. Unsure

I've begun to notice the minutiae of the other guys who I think might be the same guys in different outfits

It's November

Happy Hackerween Yesterday

I haven't enjoyed doing this for a long time.

If you think I'm The Hacker because I enjoy it, you've gotten it twisted like so many Mr. Ant's Pretzels