Melissa Miller

The world is a dumpster fire. My body hurts. I'm exhausted. But I've discovered that #HartOfDixie is on Prime so I guess I'm okay.

Decided to rewatch Stranger Things over the next few months to be prepared for the end. However, I'm clearly not emotionally ready because I almost started crying 5 minutes in when Will told Mike he rolled a 7. It's fine. I'll be fine.

Me: Why does Netflix keep suggesting things I've already watched? It knows I've watched this before!

Also me: *Watches comfort series for the 17th time*

BOOOO. This was clever, had a great cast, and had endless possibility. Week-to-week can help a series, Netflix.

I will build shrines to Akram. Throw parades. Create holidays. He is everything. #DeptQ

The prisoner numbers may be my favorite detail on #Elsbeth this week.

"We have to get back to the boat right now." Excuse you, sir, it's a ship. #DoctorOdyssey

Sitting at this gate and realizing that people still don't know how airplane boarding works in 2025 is very depressing.

Beautiful day to protest in Downtown Corvallis, OR! #HandsOff

Brian Krakow would never be an anti-vaxxer. #ThePitt

Thank you 💙

Loved the commercial on #LastWeekTonight but a little disappointed that Casey Wilson and Adam Pally weren't in the same scenes.

The world is a literal nightmare. Can't you just let us have the fun shows, Netflix?

The irony of Demi losing to a younger woman who looks vaguely like her is quite something. (But so happy for Mikey!)
#Oscars

Kieran is feeling validated in calling out Adrien about long speeches.

The Oscars denying Diane Warren an Oscar for the 16th time

Immediately picked out Robert Roldan in the background dancers because I love a game of Spot The SYTYCD Alum. #Oscars

Definitely not perfect. But it was fun!

Any time Carrie Coon, Leslie Bibb, and Michelle Monaghan are down to just a pair on #TheWhiteLotus, I only hear these two.

One day I believe that the producers of these events will realize the amazing ASL interpreters are going to be so much more useful if they are always on screen.

There are a bunch of “that’s what they voted for” in the comments and I am once again reminding you that kids did not vote for anything. Kids cannot help having dipshit parents, and kids will be the ones suffering. I understand that excising empathy feels better but come ON, y’all.

a man in a suit says it 's gonna be cold Alt: a man in a suit says it 's gonna be cold

Groundhog Day really feels like an appropriate movie for our current world situation.

Of the two new medical dramas that take place in Pittsburgh, only one has had someone with the correct accent. So congrats to #Watson on having someone say "yinz." In all other areas, #ThePitt wins. But good on ya, Watson.

Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

"They took our neighbor's dad"

While the world marks Holocaust Remembrance Day, people in American cities are hiding in their attics from a government knock on the door

I sure hope Christian Laettner watched #ParadiseOnHulu.

Also what happens if you are a guest on their podcast, I assume.

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds on it Alt: Don Draper explains the purpose of the money.

CINEMATIC AND BOX OFFICE ACHIEVEMENT IS NOT AN AWARDS SHOW CATEGORY. #GoldenGlobes

They are bringing back Extreme Makeover Home Edition? Didn't that show leave every family worse off than they already were?
Actually, yeah, that feels exactly right for the current timeline.