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Blinn (New & Improved Formula)

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It is hard to be a gangster with a basket on your bike. Editor. Former hockey writer/tweeter/GIFer person guy. Remember the homepage puns?

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only if they're not in the same confederation!

05.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"As per my previous email, two teams from the same confederation cannot go into the same World Cup group."

05.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

always leave the people wanting more!

02.12.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it got straight to the point. i appreciate no-nonsense journalism!

02.12.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon."

10/10, no notes.

02.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same.

02.12.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watch the Patriots-Giants game and a Jets game broke out?

02.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parenting lifehack for kids birthday parties:

Find a chair, sit in it. Enjoy.

30.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A CVS with its entrance under construction and a "WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS" sign put up on plywood.

A CVS with its entrance under construction and a "WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS" sign put up on plywood.

Quick Stop Groceries from the movie Clerks with a sign that reads "I assure you we're open!"

Quick Stop Groceries from the movie Clerks with a sign that reads "I assure you we're open!"

Quick Stop-lookin ass CVS.

29.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wyatt Johnson, Jamie Benn and Jake Oettinger model the Dallas Stars' 1999 tribute jersey.

Wyatt Johnson, Jamie Benn and Jake Oettinger model the Dallas Stars' 1999 tribute jersey.

among the dallas stars players picked to model the '99 alternate jerseys:

Wyatt Johnston, born in 2003, and Jake Oettinger, born in 1998.

25.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe that's how he'd go down in history

18.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Ex-Ranger Arthur Kaliyev stole thousands from me, owes money around NHL over gambling problem: model ex-girlfriend The episode turned out to be just part of a disturbing three-year saga in which she alleges the ex-Ranger scammed her out of more than $50,000 to fund what she described as a rampant gambling addic…

Onetime Ranger and current Belleville Senator Arthur Kaliyev is accused of scamming his ex out of over $50K to fund what she describes as a rampant gambling addiction that’s gone unaddressed by figures around the NHL.

nypost.com/2025/11/03/s...

03.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

You're too good to me.

02.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point, im just gonna take "editor" out of my bio. JFC.

02.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some dude is giving a get laid out on the football field tomorrow and its not referred as getting And Pages-ed, ima be furious.

02.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit. I was looking at the wrong rulebook. Thats on me.

02.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we head to Game 8...

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band, called The John Fauxgerty Experience

01.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

18 innings? In this economy??

28.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I would 100% watch a version of Now You See Me written around GOB Bluth and Tony Wonder)

26.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now You See Me
Now You See Me 2
Now You See Me, Now You Don't
Now You See Me: Peekaboo!
Now You See Me: The Quest For Object Permanence
Now You See Me: Use Your Allusion (But Don't Pick Poe)
Now You Sea Me: Ocean Magic
Now You See Me: A Retrospective

26.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ngl, this is a straight-up bop

22.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aside from a Shakespeare reference or two, this is maybe the smartest joke i've ever posted.

22.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Karl-Anthony Towns is all at once doubtful, questionable and expected to play for the Knicks tonight.

he's Schrodinger's KAT.

22.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey man, I dont make the casting decisions!

20.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see James Corden getting involved, just know: the Louvre heist is really just an elaborate marketing scheme for Ocean's 9.

20.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At a Trunk or Treat and just watched two kids dressed at Batman essentially Spiderman meme one another and now my brain is broken.

18.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ad nauseum? More like ad nauseous!

Send skeet.

17.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta wonder what the ROI is on showing me the same 5 commercials - one for a product im already engaged with! - during a live game stream over and over again is

17.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the Islanders game, where they played Sum 41's "Fat Lip," a song that came out six years before rookie defenseman Matthew Schaefer was born.

12.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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