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28. they/them Fashion designer, kitchen witch, melodramatic lounge chanteuse

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Rosalia recording Lux

07.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The only good things you can monger are fish and cheese

10.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 23    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Like, the seasons are right there

02.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone else catch an ABBA-esque flavor to Sabrina's album or am I just projecting?

26.09.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LA's hottest gay club is Drop Dead Gorgeous at the Academy Museum with Denise Richards presenting

31.08.2025 02:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forgot to turn off my 8 am alarm so my yoga class heard my phone blast Eartha Kitt's "Where Is My Man" while we were in child's pose

26.08.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The amount of people at work that have unprompted felt the need to comment on my weight gain is growing uncomfortably high

31.07.2025 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probable recession indicator of seeing a beloved comic actor having to do ads?

27.07.2025 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

under AB 291, the Immigrant Tenant Protection Act of 2017, it is illegal in California for a landlord to disclose a tenant’s immigration status or threaten to report them to immigration authorities. tell your friends!

18.07.2025 22:30 — 👍 83    🔁 41    💬 0    📌 0

Recession indicator

29.06.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Extra fiber 😋

31.05.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me in front of SoFi stadium before the Beyoncé Cowboy Cater tour show wearing a brown cowboy hat, the red and white Beyoncé Cowboy Carter ringer tea, burnt orange vintage wide-leg Levi's pants, brown cowboy boots, and a turquoise accented belt with a bull on it and a matching bolo tie. I am doing Beyoncé's signature pose for Act II, which is a shoulder width stance and finger guns to the side.

Me in front of SoFi stadium before the Beyoncé Cowboy Cater tour show wearing a brown cowboy hat, the red and white Beyoncé Cowboy Carter ringer tea, burnt orange vintage wide-leg Levi's pants, brown cowboy boots, and a turquoise accented belt with a bull on it and a matching bolo tie. I am doing Beyoncé's signature pose for Act II, which is a shoulder width stance and finger guns to the side.

Look at that horse

10.05.2025 13:35 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Susan Sarandon is Lesley Ann Warren's Waluigi

07.05.2025 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

27.04.2025 05:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Happy Birthday to Patti LuPone 💗

21.04.2025 16:36 — 👍 131    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 4

Not the mail carrier chuckling outside while I'm belting The Wizard and I thinking no one can hear me 🫣

21.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This seems like a cold remedy in the sense that you'll stop sniffling because you'd be too busy blowing your guts out

19.04.2025 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck yeah man

18.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 410    🔁 133    💬 7    📌 9

I’m sure the tariffs aren’t helping but in this specific case it might be more because we’re locking tourists up in detention centers

08.04.2025 19:18 — 👍 3687    🔁 617    💬 81    📌 18

Save me Gopi rosewater lassi.... Gopi rosewater lassi save me

07.04.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i went on a solo trip thinking i’d “find myself” or whatever… but instead i got drunk w a 73yo italian grandma & ended up in a village wedding??
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okay sooo this was not in the plan at all.

i booked a solo trip to italy cause i thought i needed one of those life changing moments ppl always talk about. packed my little backpack, journal, headphones with a sad girl playlist. i was READY to heal.

first day i was in naples and met this older lady (she was literally wearing a leopard dress and heels at 10am, queen energy). we started talking cause i helped her carry something, and somehow she invited me to her village outside the city for “real food and better wine”.

long story short: i said yes, she takes me on this sketchy but cute train, i meet her WHOLE family, everyone is yelling (but like the loving kind), i drink way too much homemade wine, and 6 hours later i’m dancing barefoot at a wedding for a couple i’ve never met in my life.

everyone was hugging me and calling me “bella ragazza” and i cried a lil cause it just felt so warm and… real. not like the curated tiktok travel stuff, just like life happening.

anyway. didn’t find myself but def found out that italian grandmas party harder than me lol. 10/10 would do again.

Open menu Go to Reddit Answers Expand search Create post Open inbox User Avatar Expand user menu r/travel icon Go to travel r/travel 16 hr. ago FoxyEnchantingSimp Join i went on a solo trip thinking i’d “find myself” or whatever… but instead i got drunk w a 73yo italian grandma & ended up in a village wedding?? Question okay sooo this was not in the plan at all. i booked a solo trip to italy cause i thought i needed one of those life changing moments ppl always talk about. packed my little backpack, journal, headphones with a sad girl playlist. i was READY to heal. first day i was in naples and met this older lady (she was literally wearing a leopard dress and heels at 10am, queen energy). we started talking cause i helped her carry something, and somehow she invited me to her village outside the city for “real food and better wine”. long story short: i said yes, she takes me on this sketchy but cute train, i meet her WHOLE family, everyone is yelling (but like the loving kind), i drink way too much homemade wine, and 6 hours later i’m dancing barefoot at a wedding for a couple i’ve never met in my life. everyone was hugging me and calling me “bella ragazza” and i cried a lil cause it just felt so warm and… real. not like the curated tiktok travel stuff, just like life happening. anyway. didn’t find myself but def found out that italian grandmas party harder than me lol. 10/10 would do again.

Need this 😮‍💨

05.04.2025 01:39 — 👍 414    🔁 17    💬 13    📌 2

the war crime piece of it is being totally underplayed. like yea, the way they talked about it is fucked up. but WHAT they talked about was just as fucked up!!

26.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 2534    🔁 561    💬 32    📌 11

I don't think I could be in a relationship with anyone I couldn't queen out with

22.03.2025 22:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly one of the most evil things these freaks are doing and they’re doing a lot of evil things!

19.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

The rumour that Charli is gonna play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig's Narnia... that casting eats, I fear

11.03.2025 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

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"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."

"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence.

This is a campaign of eradication.

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

10.03.2025 19:32 — 👍 25601    🔁 11235    💬 687    📌 982

Okay my PT confirmed it was not shin spints which I was going hard enough to give myself a nasty, swollen bruise 😵‍💫

10.03.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I may have shin splints from bopping to Gaga at the club, which is deeply unserious

09.03.2025 10:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Living in both places I have somehow constistently done both

08.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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