Danny Lime

lol vote this bitch down on the Popcornmeter

a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol " ALT: a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "

With everything going on today, I’m finishing dry January a day early and getting the boxed wine because Moira wouldn’t judge me

I think my hot barber came out to me as bi because we were talking about coke fueled gay orgies and he said that’s hot. Then we were talking about the movie Talk to Her and how a character goes into a vagina as a small person and he said that’s hot.

So wholesome 🥰

Want to be a big booty top

Canadians are like ok you murdered and tortured someone, your bail is a handful of coins and if you get convicted you’ll get a day pass to walk around

Love this

Went to the gay cruising park and had a nice fall moment while I was in my car

Sometimes there are guys who block or ignore you and sometimes someone calls you beautiful. Both things happened today. I’m drinking wine and having mac n cheese while watching a true crime haha yeah I need a man’s touch

I need to stop saving guys’ names in my phone as “xyz booty” because I’ve been talking to the wrong booty and almost took an Uber to his place last night

Cutie!!!

I can’t stand that song

Release the Epstein files, non -redacted

Spartacus pizza? My fave pizza ever after the gay bars

Do something, please do something

Lord, please do your thing and take him. Raw men.

She looks ok

Max went back to the OG name of HBO Max and they kept their values the same: app is still shit and won’t play downloads

And Just Like That is super boring without Samantha. Everyone else is super annoying. It’s like the creators told everyone to exaggerate to make up for the lack of Samantha

First episode of And Just Like That: can we stop forcing Miranda to drink mocktails? She’s drinking water with juice. Stop.

The grown up kids in And Just Like That are annoying

A pager is something my mom gave to me every time I was the chaperone for my sister’s dates. Didn’t know how to use it but I saw a lot of movies and got free meals

We get it, she reads

Cubans LOVE republicans, bye boy

Central Square in Cambridge is cute and has a lot of bars/restaurants

Half the followers I had on Twitter don’t follow me here. This space is weird.

Pop Crave uses AI to come up with headlines. Stuns!