Paddy O'Furniture 🫘

The baby must be on the plane to Easter Island

The starters won't be out of uniform when the games count, and the comradery is more important than the 15 yards for the FNGs

It was like, literally, a heartache

This photo is epic 🤩 #Mariners

It’s like Wayne Gretzky famously said:

You miss 100 percent of the shits you don’t take

Wait. They didn't? There's a different Archer?

“A Republican is somebody who couldn’t enjoy eating unless he knew someone else was hungry.”

~Mary Karr

"After a single shot, you'll never need fear a virus again. It's administered to the back of the head."

"Mister Secretary, after much research, we have distilled this single vial of the Cure For Cancer!"
*Your cat immediately swipes the vial off the table*
😹😹

Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!

OH NO

DISASTER

WHAT A BAD IDEA

Buhner. Learn how to say Ichiro please. And if you think it’s funny to mispronounce, fuck off.

The happiest countries in the world prioritize social safety nets & education.

That’s why Americans are miserable.

You'll never see them coming

Invisigoths has been one of my favorites for decades

Is it like when Barkley gets on a 'penetration' kick? It's like the record of his speech center skips on that word, and you'll hear it at least 10 times

Also Seattle has seafood

In JRs defense, fried rice is one of those things that you can tuck away a lot without realizing it. All of a sudden, you look down and wonder where it all went

The only thing I think would have improved South Park would have for them to have used NASCAR pit stop sound effects every time they put Kristi Noem's face back on

A casserole dish of baked penne

Penne for your thoughts

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Nine year veteran playing for the Cleveland Browns is ejected for fighting in the first quarter.

Of a preseason game.

Yep. I feel like I'm teetering, windmilling my arms, at least three times a week

nationals vs phillies scorebug says woop

there it is

Book called ‘most people are cunts’ by Dr Seuss

#Booksky

I hope we get to make him sad

It would be very Rick and Morty of them

Every minority group has their own House Knee Grows. 😠