La Dama Tenebrosa

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?” (Me looking at every single advisor & appointee.)

A French baguette. Any artisanal loaf really! 🥖🥐🍞

2/2 HOPE is a metaphorical life vest. No matter how tumultuous & unending the waves are, hope will keep you afloat as long as possible. Hope helps us survive against the odds. Does it guarantee a happy ending? No. But it greatly increases your chance of achieving it. ❤️

1/2 I refuse to relinquish hope. Like you, I’ve had my share of setbacks, pain, loss & grief. As a caregiver & nursing school grad (didn’t enter the profession), I’ve witnessed the power of hope to keep people alive & fighting even beyond medical odds. I’ve also seen the inverse, when hope has died.

Ah, yes. Suggesting a hypothetical scenario that might produce an empathetic response in men towards women is used as “proof” all women hate all men??? Wooooooowwww. Just wow. I would have been cackling like the veritable harpy I’ve been accused of being upon reading that, too. 🤣

Makes me wonder… so if a woman gets so many “snooty B” ratings, is she awarded special tiers? I would like to be a gold- or platinum-level snooty B, personally. Ah, the unmitigated glee of having 10-25-50+ men grant me that superlative! 🤣

I follow Lewsky because he’s a really comedic & musically talented YT creator. Maybe aim your vitriol elsewhere.

YouTube video by LEWKY I am not a rapper #funnysong #tinder

YouTuber Lewky (@Lewky9945) has turned this exchange into a banger of a rap. And I can’t lie - it’s insanely catchy! youtube.com/shorts/r1pA-...

But they’re like sushi - tasty, but you’re hungry again 3 hours later. 🍣

Aerials in the sky.
When you lose small mind, you free your life…

Sorry, you said Chop Suey.

I (cishet F) started to seriously question if I was grey asexual or sapiosexual… I was low-key having a small sexuality identity crisis bc these men weren’t really doing anything for me. But, it turns out that the male marketing campaign (ie, ripped shirtless hairless men) just wasn’t targeting ME.

Texas toast is absurdly thick - so point made! LOL

A tower of toast. If it’s French toast, the base must be wide and the top eiffen tiny. If it’s Italian bread, it’s gotta lean a little to the side.

Thank you for bringing out the Gen X gold standard - Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Be still my beating heart. 🫀 I was hoping to find this as I scrolled down so I wouldn’t have to go hunting for the gif myself. Ha.

Annnnnd that’s enough social media for today, thanks. 🤢🤮

Penalty call - out of bounds. Don’t disparage roller derby.

My family is all deceased, save for my one very gay, very not right-wing sibling. BUT I will gladly snub YOUR right-wing family members if you need more firepower.

YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)

1988. Sadly this aged… well? Cult of Personality by Living Colour. youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

I’m down. Gonna start modge podging my own NuMetal/Metalcore BSky mask now.

To quote James Gunn himself in RS back in June: “You don’t want everyone to root for you.” Also “There’s always going to be something that people are going to be upset about, and that’s ok.” Cain’s opinions aren’t Gunn’s - or the cast’s or fans’ - concern really. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Brooke herself wouldn’t last an hour picking lettuce.

Hold up on the “they”. The 2 most populated districts in Nebraska (Omaha & Lincoln) voted blue on Nov 6. So much so that Congressional District 2 counted an electoral ballot (1 of 5 for the state) for Harris. Lumping everyone in a state together as “all X” is harmful & divisive rhetoric.

I see I need to try harder to be intimidating at work. This headline should have said Legos.

It’s giving off major “She doesn’t even go here!” and “You can’t sit with us!” vibes. His Burn Book must be epic, guessing multi-volume at this point.

Sadly there is no adult supervision present at the moment. Buy the plant. 🌱

I stand corrected! Ha! ❤️

He’s under the podium pulling the strings.

Blue dot Cong. District 2 in Nebraska fkn showed up for the election. And we’re still fighting. No state is all blue or all red. Sick of hearing blue state dems cheering for “collateral damage” of red state dems. What you’re cheering for is FRATRICIDE. That makes you no better than your “enemy”.

I’m yoinking this! I revectored a large & obstinate painted 🐢 out of the roadway last week. I might have set him back a day by revectoring him back to the pond from whence he came. PS: nobody warned me that they panic when hoisted & LEAK profusely! My bike shoes now reek
of 🐢 “hydraulic fluids”.

Elder goth crone approved! 🖤