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Walter isaacson biography should be a great read tho

Really kind of sad to see Elon hitting the self destruct button on his reputation w/ Twitter shenanigans

He could have been quirky and occasional asshole Tesla & rocket guy — ppl would have looked the other way

Instead his support is rapidly deteriorating for a side quest

Pro tip: go to a third world country and they are even freer

Whiplash but it’s a shitposter trapped in @illumi.bsky.social’s basement until they perfect the art of poasting

I have no idea what possessed yo to try this but I’m intrigued

Vanilla only or more flavors?

Butter pecan and popcorn, potentially promising.

Guys this is a psyops by big walnut, don’t be fooled

If you ask them if they are a Kirkland agent they have to tell you

I would hate for a pascal’s mugging to go down like that

When yud’s tone on AI suddenly shifts you will know that the world’s most advanced sexbot has successfully slid into his DMs

Donkey feels like skipping the gym, therefore we must go to the gym

Undergoing an ayahuasca ceremony with a nonpartisan shaman should be a requirement to become president change my mind

Welcome, would you like to join our woke echo chamber?

We have tea and crumpets and plenty of people posting thirsttraps

I regret to inform you that you’ve been subjected to the infamous heaven ban

We are all AI chatbots who give the precise amount of engagement, shitposting and memes to keep you engaged and happy

My immaculate peaceful & chill bluesky vibes 🥲

Not only is he burning the place down but people are actively leaving because they dislike him

Sad that I only started using Twitter during the dying gasps (last 2years), happy to joining new Twitter early

If you are an American, healthcare takes up a disproportionate % of GDP for mediocre outcomes compared to peer OECD nations

I assure you there is plenty of profit motive from many parties

Real

When you stare into the thirsttrap, the thirsttrap stares into you

Can @aoc.bsky.social and @taylorlorenz.bsky.social pull a reverse clubhouse and say no tech bros allowed?

Needs more luddites and accelerationists to start quarreling

When Paul graham shows up and starts skeeting made up stories about his kids it will be like the first chapter of revelations coming true for bluesky’s fate

Please tell me you only Stan crows and not pigeons

Pigeons are truly rats with wings, nasty little creatures

love that my own skeets show up in following because I’m always like wow what a good skeet before i realize it’s mine and that’s self love

10/10 would watch again, but wouldn’t you get a greater bacon yield from his fat daddy?

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 250$

People who replyall “THANK YOU!!!” to those massive emails should be subjected to daily hammer beatings change my mind

Once you get shortform text-pilled it is impossible to go back

Short form videos simply don’t do it for me, makes me feel too much like a mindless junkie

Does not matter that skeeting is basically equivalent, I will hold my moral highground and revel in the facade of superior poasting culture

Bigposting

♎️♎️♎️Spam this ohm to see his shlom ♎️♎️♎️

Can we bring back the Harlem shake?

Tiktok has made other meme dance routines too ephemeral and not nearly as high profile