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Matthaeus Tomasevici ๐Ÿฅจ ้ฆฌๅคช

@covrig.bsky.social

Historian of Chinese religions Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.

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I wasn't productive at work today.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.

17.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And again ๐Ÿ”„

17.11.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Online culture ruined sarcasm and I find it worse than ruining dates.

17.11.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just opened another anonymous profile.

17.11.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day-Month-Year
This format is the most convenient.

Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .

Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???

10.11.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.

What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

09.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's from AUR, of course.

07.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knock on the door. Baba may have a quest for you.

06.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Halloween on Friday is Friday the 31st... SPOOKY

31.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also tell my spouse she should give Christianity a try.
She's Protestant.

30.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Alaween everyone!

30.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In south Asia they probably can make candies out of those.

26.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just thinking this morning whether there's an Aramaic teaching app.

22.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#Judge
King Yama is the judge of the souls in the underworld.
At a certain point there were so many souls to judge, King Yama (Yan Wang) became a position, held by ten gods. The OG, known as Yanluo, still judges in the fifth hell.

They're recruiting,
CV through me ๐Ÿ“„

22.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WeChat...

22.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My boss insists to do everything with WeChat. It's so ้บป็ƒฆ.
Files get lost, missions are forgotten. Messages are not notified.
Why can't we just use Outlook for task management???

22.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day20
If you die in the west, the faces that greet you at the underworld gates are three dogs, the #Kerberos.
๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ
If you die in China, the faces that greet you are an ox and a horse, Niutou ("Ox Head")and Mamian ("Horse Face"), the guardians of the underworld.
๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿด

21.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is already a king for the WASP

21.10.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For foreign fighting aircrafts that work in the US without visas, of course.

21.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do these people live in the 13th century?
Don't they know humanity has progressed since, and we've developed lower hell circles than the seventh?

20.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How old was it?

20.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are known as conservatives, people who'd do anything but conserve.

20.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la ALT: a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la

Useans be like:

20.10.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love these Facebook pages that post maps with geopolitical borders from different times in history. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ

What I don't understand is the people who react with ๐Ÿ˜†.
Is that some kind of nationalistic comment?

20.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn Celts!

20.10.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't say all North American people look the same, all I say is that I just saw a meme with Justin Trudeau, and it took me few seconds to realise it's not J.D Vance.

Unfortunately I can't have coffee today ๐Ÿฅฑ

20.10.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Women do not like the vehicle.

#Kharon
#ClassicsTober
#ClassicsTober25
#day18

17.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And how often does it become nationalist, as opposed to Catholic universalism or Communism?

17.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The neopagan movemens are fascinating.
But it always seems to me like political movements that were forced to exist out of immediate circumstances, a reaction to Christian conservatism or communism.

17.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him ALT: a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him

Because Argentina is in America ๐ŸŒŽ

17.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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