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Matei G Tomasevici 🥨 吉馬太

@covrig.bsky.social

Historian of Chinese religions Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.

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Every time I see a joke of let's-just-remove-that-land trope, I start thinking about the change in climate of such a reality.
In this case: what will be the climate on the shores of the Mongolian coast?
And what the f**k did they do to the Black Sea?

11.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shame.
I really wanted to visit Tuva and Buryatia.

11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if I start a story with one sentence, about a cat who wanted ice cream, and the person in the first comment will continue with another sentence?

10.08.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So much crap ran through the web, that I totally forgot I can filter the feed by subject.

So refreshing.

10.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know it's not a Tarantino movie in the classical meaning, but it's my favourite among his works.

Also Muppets: Wizard of Oz.

10.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

Reading an article about crime rate in London.
Starting to sympathise those right wing anti emigration dudes.
Maybe they've been right (pun intended) all along, and European countries shouldn't open the doors for everyone.
Continue reading: most criminals are from Romania.

08.08.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Video killed the radio star.
Internet killed the video star.
AI killed the internet star.
Who will kill the AI star?

04.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, I just met you,
And

02.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since I started doing logistics and bureaucracy in a Chinese company, my Chinese keyboard predicts 号 more frequently than 好.

31.07.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call me infidel, call me heretic, call me blasphemer, but the idea of kissing object (icons, books, amulets, relics etc.) has always seemed weird to me
It's not about the belief in the object, but the so many hands and lips the had touched it before.

12.07.2025 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe I got busier due to new job.
or I invest more time for hobbies like learning and reading.
I neglected appearances in social media. I have things to share, but the fact that I have them kept me occupied.
I am not bored with myself, it's less unfulfilling. I'm stressed yet somewhat tranquilised.

08.07.2025 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#war 😞

21.06.2025 08:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So now terrorist Russian colonialism is bad?

Asking for a friend in Ukraine.

14.06.2025 19:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They sell or give them away?

10.06.2025 10:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's true that the Palestinians always "avenge" their loss in wars they have been starting for a century.
I don't think Russia has much to do with that.
Yes, diplomatically they pet Hamas and buy from Iran (which sponsors Hamas). But they have some intersts in Israel.

09.06.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All true.
It is also true that many Ukrainians were willing to cooperate with Hitler, rather than the Soviet. It happened 80 decades ago.
We can't judge people today because something theirs neighbour's grandfather did in the past.

09.06.2025 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've met many Russians in my life.
I haven't met people who support Putin, since the war started.
What I have met are neutral people who try to draw a false equilibrium between Ukraine and Russia.
"Yes, Putin is cruel, but Ukraine is also very offensive."
"They collaborated with Hitler"
etc.

09.06.2025 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really admired her for her climate activity in the past. But she started with nonsense, not recently, and now it will be really difficult to explain people the dangers of plastic and climate change.

09.06.2025 09:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It looks hot.
How was the weather there?

09.06.2025 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O Chosen One, into thine hands, bring together all three. Their treasures combined tame the Beast of the Sea.

05.06.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail, lest the earth shall turn to ash.

05.06.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump ⚔️ Musk

Me:

05.06.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing

04.06.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do think he genuinely believes his own shit.

04.06.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too bad her boss is busy licking Putin's boots

30.05.2025 07:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bună dimineața Europa

Dzień dobry Europa

Good morning Europe

🇪🇺

19.05.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🙏🙏🙏🙏

18.05.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vai vai vai vai vai
😫

18.05.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤑

18.05.2025 05:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the vikings circa 900 ad

18.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 206    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 2

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