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Chris Harris

@chrisharrisatx.bsky.social

Austin, TX

76 Followers  |  76 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2023  |  2.4304

Latest posts by chrisharrisatx.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer in a UCB 101 Improv class would be a great start.

05.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got Sammy to sit still for approximately 10 seconds to get a pic of his costume.

31.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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07.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if many just took the gig and money without giving it much thought, then have doubled down amidst the backlash in order to not look weak. Feels consistent with manosphere mentality.

04.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up(in the 90’s) my grandmother had a friend who always talked about how the world was a better place before cars and airplanes. β€œYour world should be small and full of family” is what she always said. She refused to wear a seatbelt in the car.

29.09.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We went to a Red Sox game in July when the concession workers went on strike. The striking workers handed out baseball cards with their pictures and years worked(great idea) and I was surprised how many had been working for 10+ years.

27.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They RUSHED to sign Daron Bland and he’s already hurt!

13.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speed made me irrationally afraid of taking the bus when I moved to LA in the early 2000’s. Like Jaws did for the ocean lol.

12.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A day that will live in infamy - when he took off his shirt and ran wind sprints in the rain. I think I remember Sportscenter breaking into live coverage.

26.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s weird b/c she has been so clear eyed about what is going on, but the lawyer in her can’t see that we are in a completely lawless country right now. She even praised Cornyn this week and said he wouldn’t break the law because he is a lawyer and served on the Texas Supreme Court.

07.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next Dem president needs to federalize VH1 and get The Surreal Life back up and running. It’s our only hope.

06.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thousands of Austin businesses spent the last month raising money for flood relief, and now the response is to gerrymander away what little representation we have at all. It’s always on us to fix their messes, and we are met with nothing but contempt.

31.07.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thousands of Austin businesses spent the last month raising money for flood relief, and now the response is to gerrymander away what little representation we have at all. It’s always on us to fix their messes, and we are met with nothing but contempt.

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28.06.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gonna love New Jersey

26.04.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC, the Big Mac Guy was featured in the Super Size Me documentary. He seemed like a very nice man who just really liked Big Macs.

24.03.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never forget he really got after Michael Thomas (NO) in a game in 2018 and Thomas had a meltdown and got completely shut out. Chirping is a real skill.

10.03.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great conversation. As a former Blockbuster employee, I still have nightmares about some Mom yelling at me about the β€œextended viewing fees” because her dipshit son forgot to return the Freddy Got Fingered dvd he rented on her account.

30.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has got to force a reckoning with their approach to the pitching staff, right? Beyond Titanic level disaster that was pretty easy to see coming.

14.09.2024 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a bizarre one last night in Austin telling Allred that the border wall wasn’t racist(?) and showing clips of Allred saying it was. I guess the wall was very sad about being called a racist?

31.08.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking on the wildly popular HEB here in Texas is… a choice.

28.03.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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