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tHe(y/m) | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion | Overton defenestration rubbernecker

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the lighting just before it started actually raining was SO GOOD. I actually felt at peace for a little while.

25.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start tomorrow or go straight to Abashiri prison

17.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being absolutely inundated with ads for Cuddle Clones right now feels sickeningly predatory

16.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took Arrow's toys and blanket for another walk. The neighbor that always barks at us did as usual, until I said "I'm sorry, buddy, he's gone. I'm so sorry." And they just stopped barking and looked sad.
I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.

15.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sucker Punch is basically a feature length music video of hot girls kicking ass

15.02.2026 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my friend got a good candid photo of me thanking him for everything shortly before the doctor came
he cried a little bit. he knows how much I love him. I'm absolutely sure of that.

he's gone now, in spirit and in body.  I'll receive his remains in a week or two from the aquamation place.
The doctor who came to help him pass on was very compassionate. I made her cry saying goodbye to and thanking him again before the drugs kicked in. Everyone at Lap of Love understood the job they're doing.

Arrow Billingsley passed on around 1730 MDT, Friday, February 13, 2026, aided by compassionate euthanasia, to ease the suffering of massive kidney failure, held close in my lap, in his own home.  He did not die scared, alone, or in pain. His passing has left a giant hole in my chest, but his life has filled my heart with more love than I ever thought anything could.

He is dearly missed.

my friend got a good candid photo of me thanking him for everything shortly before the doctor came he cried a little bit. he knows how much I love him. I'm absolutely sure of that. he's gone now, in spirit and in body. I'll receive his remains in a week or two from the aquamation place. The doctor who came to help him pass on was very compassionate. I made her cry saying goodbye to and thanking him again before the drugs kicked in. Everyone at Lap of Love understood the job they're doing. Arrow Billingsley passed on around 1730 MDT, Friday, February 13, 2026, aided by compassionate euthanasia, to ease the suffering of massive kidney failure, held close in my lap, in his own home. He did not die scared, alone, or in pain. His passing has left a giant hole in my chest, but his life has filled my heart with more love than I ever thought anything could. He is dearly missed.

I have many words. I'm just gonna put it in the alt text, because it will actually fit there.

14.02.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arrow will be leaving us tomorrow evening, so I'll finally have something to resent Friday the 13th for something

Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes.
And not to spend his money all in one place
And we love him.

13.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These photos are ten years apart to the day.
The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point.

Please hold your babies tight for us.
At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.

12.02.2026 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IRC backend, with media handlers and conferencing options, yeah

11.02.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HIPPIE BARF DAY

10.02.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're a top three favorite bands to see live of all time for me, behind lady gaga, and tied with thievery corporation

10.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cumbia De Los Muertos
YouTube video by Ozomatli - Topic Cumbia De Los Muertos

if you don't mind a little english rap break in the middle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSFC...

10.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yofukashino Uta
YouTube video by Creepy Nuts - Topic Yofukashino Uta

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zArh...

10.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for someone who could not tell you when the last time they drank milk was, my diet sure is full of fermented milk and milk extracts.

my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills

04.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is exactly the sort of thing I bought a new trailer for

02.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that a good thing everyone could do for the world right now is any time you get hit with an AI interview, you answer every question with "REP. RE. SEN. TA. TIVE."

01.02.2026 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The world's best black pomeranian in a red sweater

The world's best black pomeranian in a red sweater

URGENT:

... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know.
We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)

31.01.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

about ready to start a gofundme to replace my dying water heater with a tankless...

if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~

27.01.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when your son is finished at the salon and they let you know to pick him up

21.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am begging food writers to stop describing everything as "nutty."
it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.

19.01.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Andrew WK smiling big and spraying himself in the face with what appears to be a gasoline pump, ala Zoolander, with the following quote overlaid: 
โ€œIt is OK to be happy in life. Even through all the strife, maybe especially during times of great pain and suffering. We still have to be able to stay close to that joy because we canโ€™t save the world in a bad mood.โ€

Andrew WK smiling big and spraying himself in the face with what appears to be a gasoline pump, ala Zoolander, with the following quote overlaid: โ€œIt is OK to be happy in life. Even through all the strife, maybe especially during times of great pain and suffering. We still have to be able to stay close to that joy because we canโ€™t save the world in a bad mood.โ€

A reminder, from your pal, Andrew WK

19.01.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
inbox showing several messages from uber saying they'll delete my account if i don't log in within 30 days, going back over a year

inbox showing several messages from uber saying they'll delete my account if i don't log in within 30 days, going back over a year

fricken do it, you won't

17.01.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the workout industry people like to tell you that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but they're lying

in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk

17.01.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was me yesterday. Realized the news cycle was fucking me up so I got my ass back in the gym.
it was absolutely the correct call

09.01.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know but we better figure it out before it affects the shareholders

08.01.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stoked to be the 69th like on this

08.01.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

News cycle had my body giving me the choices of eat a whole pizza, or get back in the gym
So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)

08.01.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to remind my people that the most punk rock thing you can do right now is keep a level head and support your communities.

They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate.

Community is resistance.

08.01.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy "I think I work here but I don't know what I do anymore" day to those who celebrate

05.01.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"after putting a subscription on heated seats you already own, there's no way BMW could be any more anti consumer"
BMW: "hold my jรคgermeister"

20.12.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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