Melissa @mekissa - Bluesky Profile

Y'all, let's talk cones. You know the kind I'm talking about. Airy crispness of a toasted newspaper. Flavor that evokes stale communion host. As we trudge towards sun season in this madhouse of a year, I want joy. The joy of soft-serve ice cream in a cone that is actually tasty. Is this possible?

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A fortune cookie reads "be outdoors this weekend."

I'm fairly sure now that our house is going to burn down and after a week of sleeping in the van we will learn the true meaning of family. (4/4)

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A fortune cookie reads "delay is the deadliest form of denial."

It got weirder. (3/4)

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A fortune cookie reads "be prepared to cherish moments with loved ones".

The onimosity continues (2/4)

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A fortune cookie reads "tonight the universe is conspiring in your favor."

Ominous positivity, a story in four parts. (1/4)

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Wear blue/yellow, or Trans flags. Or tshirts with your preferred pronouns.

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You know what we need? Those 90s family shows back that reminded people to love your neighbor and have hope. I'm looking at YOU "Touched By An Angel" and "Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman". Corny yes, but it was part of our social education growing up.

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DITCH HIM 🇨🇦🇺🇸

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Oregontrail.ws/games/the-oregon-trail/play/

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Cr: Zez Vaz

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They're irresistible

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Welcome to the revolution where we exclusively buy Canadian White Bread.

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CBS News poll — Trump has positive approval amid "energetic" opening weeks; seen as doing what he promised Trump's deportation plans are popular, but Americans say there's not enough focus on lowering prices.

Guess I'm definitely in a bit of an echo chamber if these are his poll results. I feel sick.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

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So, friends, since we can't put pronouns or anything in our email signatures to show that we support all types of people, what are we putting in its place? "I'm not permitted to disclose my identity, but I promise to honor yours" ?

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Day one: we end DEI protections, by people who don't really know what DEI is. Prez Elon gives Nazi salute, twice. Convicted domestic terrorists were pardoned, despite violent crimes against the capitol and law enforcement. Thousands of familes upended with return-to-office mandate. Cool, cool cool.

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Wesley R. McClellan Obituary (2025) - Burlington, VT - Cremation Society of Chittenden County View Wesley R. McClellan's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

I hate that this is my first post on this site, but.. the world lost a very good person recently. www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

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