Ken Starzer

Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds Truth or Dare If a player chooses “truth,” they must reveal how much money they make. If they choose “dare,” they must hand someone their phone and...

Truth or Dare:
If a player chooses “truth,” they must reveal how much money they make. If they choose “dare,” they must hand someone their phone and let them look at every tab they have open on their browser.

Happy Holidays

I wish Secretary Duffy would concentrate on keeping the skies safe and leave the moral hectoring to me. I'm better at it.

Dale Partridge on Twitter writes: "Feminist media is BIG mad about me saying that women shouldn’t wear underwear (leggings and sports bras) as outerwear. As Pearl says, “It’s amazing how hard women will fight to be naked.” Immodest ladies, read 1 Tim. 2:9, repent, and follow Christ." Attached are two images. Image 1 headline: “Outraged pastor slams worker at quaint coffee shop for wearing ‘sinful’ leggings and sports bra in front of kids” Image 2 headline: “‘Make sin shameful again’: Pastor sparks row after sports bra complaint”

A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.

Everyone swoons over Elon Musk and space travel but let's remember Wallace and Gromit went to the Moon for a cheese holiday in 1989.

Rotating Sandwiches that's it

rotatingsandwiches.com

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

Bampy looking at me with an awful lot of stank

"exploiting me for likes again, I see"

Cookbook controversies are always welcome.

Within her painting studio, artist Klaire Lockheart, wearing a tiara, several necklaces, bracelets, and rings on every finger, laughs at her own joke. She sits in front of an oil painting titled the Grande Brodalisque and a small suitcase.

I just got back from a short trip to Paris. Did I miss anything in the news over the weekend?

#brodalisque #louvre

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

This is amazing. Thank you!!!

This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

gene kelly is antifa

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up and getting yelled at by strangers on the internet about the word ‘irregardless.’

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Your Slow and Sad Descent Into Bird-Watching You suddenly find that you’re able to distinguish the pa-chip-chip-chip of an American goldfinch. Before you know it, you’re mimicking bird calls.

One minute, you're just living your life, and the next, you're mimicking bird calls. Here’s how it happens.