Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃

This stuff is dystopian

Staying at my Mam’s and being reminded that one of the things I’m allergic to is hyper allogenic pillows, truly embarrassing to live in a body.

Gandalf if she ate.

My new hobby is looking at photos of Jill Murphy and imagining what a laugh she’d be - she was so committed to the mullet and velour hoodie combo, god, I bet she was great at a ‘can I be awful?’ text

Anything can happen on Fairuzaween! This week’s @onceuponavhs.bsky.social is a celebration of our scream queen, Fairuza Balk - join us for The Worst Witch and a return Return to Oz linktr.ee/onceuponavhs...

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I will be out office this week but will look upon my works in the order they are received when I return.

How To Read A Trans Fem Writer an essay, an instruction manual, a trans fem writer manifesto, a plea, and a prayer by Maya Deane & Kai Cheng Thom

This is always worth a revisit, in reading trans fem fiction kaichengthom.substack.com/p/how-to-rea...

Love it when you prebook a train and Trainline emails you like 'GET READY FOR EDINBURGH!!' - like, love the enthusiasm, babe, I'm only going to work.

Youngest niece always wants to chat to me on the phone but she is VERY effecient, she is chatting 3 minutes tops and then it's, 'okay I'm going to play with Elsa and Ana now bye.'

I just think it'll get real Austin Powers real fast if we never see her face? Wilson from Home Improvement.

The day I have no enemies is the day Microsoft Authenticator is finally defeated.

No but there's no way. He's lying to our visible faces!!

The weird AI book pusher emails have warped, recently, and are now emailing to gas me up and offer to help me market books I didn't write

(I have counselling this morning and, once again, cannot stress enough how much I wish my counsellor had studied Buffy the Vampire Slayer rather than, like, Jung or whatever.)

Currently feel like Buffy in 'Intervention' and I would like to feel like Buffy at the end of 'Checkpoint'.

The way this was the best Halloween costume ever and nobody ever came close to touching it again

In Northumberland an Auntie is just, like, your Mam’s mate? My Mam’s cousins are all my aunties, too.

🧚✨🔮📧💸 a spell for good news 💸📧🔮✨🧚

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

A deleted scene where Victor Frankenstein pores over his specimens looking for the one with the most clappable cheeks.

Guillermo Del Toro asking the important questions, like, what if Frankenstein’s monster was caked up?

She was the first Antifa Disney Princess

I know it smells crazy in there.

In their Architectural Digest where she looks like Edna Mode they reveal they had a carpet in the bathroom and honestly I knew the marriage was doomed then and there.

‘you keep the house I’m keeping the rings/you yes you the cunt from Stranger Things’.

Every song is basically like ‘you need a haircut you should go to the barber/yes I mean you my ex David Harbour’.

Sorry to be a millennial but the new Lily Allen album is good.