Awnyuh

The hits keep coming. The tension is building. The vibes are off.

Feeling very defeated lately.

Yep and according to Reddit, he is here so I’m not crazy!

YouTube video by robcantor "Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor

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Y’all I shit you not I am within 95% certainty that I just had a beer sitting next to Shia Labeouf.

If you see me wearing the same clothes as yesterday, no you didn’t.

Told my husband his method of loading the dishwasher was a prime example of weaponized incompetence, pray for me

But I have a new friend. I haven’t felt this vulnerable in years.

People who accept that stay around and get whatever capacity I have left to give. People who get mad about it can do whatever they want but they’re off the priorities list on my end 🤷‍♀️

I’ve employed a “no new friends” rule for years now. It’s a loose and self-policed rule, but I’ve been focused on me and my own.

I think I made a new friend.

This is the real world, honey, bienvenue 🎶

Sorry I forgot to call you back, I got busy with my new steam cleaner

the early bird does the worm. the late birds do the robot

The year is 2025. I’m in my mid thirties, eating cheese pizza flavored Cheetos puffs in my reclaimed vintage muumuu waiting on my Chilis pickup order for my family at home. Life is good.

Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me” Al Overview To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your

The singularity is awesome

My 4 year old has been watching local news commercials and now any time I tell her I’m going somewhere that’s “just for grownups,” she asks me if I’m going to the Lucky Star Casino 🎰🎲

I just read about the Iran strike on NPR, a news outlet reliant on public funding that’s at risk of being cut. NPR reported that The President©️ shared the news on the social network he owns, Truth Social. Totally not dystopian at all.

Le sigh

The scent of a squished mosquito should repel other mosquitos for a while, it's only fair

The funny thing about this apnews.com/article/trum...

Am I Being Authentic or Am I Just Trauma-Dumping: A Memoir

Screenshot of a tweet Ellory smith @ellorysmith We spent four days talking about Waymos but there were two political assassinations in MN and it’s crickets 2832 reposts, 40 quotes, 29.8k likes

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

As a person of Scottish and Irish descent, how am I just now learning that there is a Gaelic goddess named Áine that is pronounced exactly like my name

My favorite joke was to look at them like “OH SHIT…I think I left them in the car” 😳😱

In retrospect, that was maybe a little too dark

When I was in DC, people kept asking me “who had the kids” as if my husband isn’t an equal parent.

They were at my in-laws tho

Today is Father’s Day. Here is video of JD Vance saying that he told his son to “shut the hell up” about his Pokémon cards.

Some day, he can purchase a brain chip, have it implanted, pay for an ongoing subscription, give all access of his brain to Lowe’s, and then have the proper screw delivered via drone to the back yard! SIMPLE

Happy birthday to meeeee

a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.