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Gotta get all the magical objects first in that universe

20.06.2023 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So accidentally conspired to build a blackmail network? Cuz how’d he get that money in the first place

20.06.2023 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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God: You can have ONE marshmallow NOW or
Me: (chewing marshmallow)
God: BRO I WAS GUNNA GIVE YOU MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY

09.06.2023 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s going on in there? Lotta shit i think

07.06.2023 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be a convention for naming concepts right? But guess that doesn’t necessarily give you a single β€œword”..

07.06.2023 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it possible to see a full user list as of a previous date? Maybe you could make some approximated version

24.05.2023 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yooooooo

24.05.2023 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good joke because you pull them in with the interesting crow fact but then BAM pun

24.05.2023 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like how non alcoholic beers still have a little alcohol in them

23.05.2023 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brian this a fuckin banger

23.05.2023 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s regulate emotion through the sodium channel

23.05.2023 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I feew ya, fwend πŸ₯πŸ’•.

20.05.2023 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?

20.05.2023 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’‹

20.05.2023 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What will we eat thoughβ€¦πŸ˜Ÿ

20.05.2023 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe a future where sweet ducks and mighty orcas live in harmony is possible but only metaphorically

20.05.2023 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ you should def hitup Snoop after he gets here & ur self aware

20.05.2023 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel u duck but we gotta reach the masses. Post the bars

20.05.2023 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Noiiice. How many bars is a rap song supposed to be again? Post the rest duck

20.05.2023 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You got cutoff- please continue

20.05.2023 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is there an appropriate nickname and/or shortened version of Alephwyr btw?

20.05.2023 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah good catch. thank you Alephwyr

20.05.2023 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

19.05.2023 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Works well for me. Only downside is forgetting to take it

18.05.2023 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Strong work πŸ‘πŸ‘

13.05.2023 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

careful now

12.05.2023 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⚑️ Now ready for development: custom algorithms!

We've put together a starter kit with instructions on how to implement your own custom algorithm here.

https://github.com/bluesky-social/feed-generator

11.05.2023 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 783    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 116

one day we’ll make our own HOA

10.05.2023 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How to shut down SPOT the robot dog, should you ever need to… grab this handle under it’s β€œbelly” & yank it forward. This releases battery& instantly disables the robot. Be careful tho, it can crush your fingers

More here: https://mashable.com/article/how-to-shut-down-boston-dynamics-robot-dog-spot

10.05.2023 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

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