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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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You're from.. Toronto?? That is so cool.....

Shakashuri Blowdown

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whisper the wolf and tangle the lemur hanging out. whisper says "im puerto rican" and tangle says DUDE FUCK YES

yeah baby happy whisper latina day
#sonic #hedgecomix

I'm cheering I'm through the roof this is everything to me !!!

Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters

NU METAL POSE 🎸 #BRart #art #PaRappa

:) this game does look *gorgeous* on CRT when you can actually see the whole screen mwhehehe

Anyway I canceled nitro, ya'll should do the same

oh wow apologies for the zoomed in CRT pictures this looks horrendous agbkjfdsghfdkjs

my son vivi he has every disease

Purple Crash Twinsanity OST vinyl

going back to someone's place to fuck and they put on the Twinsanity vinyl

THIS IS THE FIRST I HEAR OF IT??

LOOKIE HER MWHEHEHEHE

Fun Harry Potter and JK Rowling Facts For Potterheads! Prince Andrew, photographed with underage girls with Jeffrey Epstein, was invited in 2025 to the set of the new Harry Potter show years after his implication with Epstein.. JK Rowling once described Lolita as a "tragic love story" in an interview. JK Rowling's team directly invited Jeffrey Epstein to the play "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Epstein was at least seen to be connected enough to Rowling for folks to go to him to be connected with her. Rowling once accidentally replied to a twitter post by a child's mom with hate speech copied into her clipboard. Rowling has used her Harry Potter money to aid in the legal expenses of white supremacists because she agreed with their transphobia as well as successful judicial attacks on children by the UK supreme court.

people not realizing that sonic (adventure 2 ESPECIALLY) is so blatantly ACAB is forever funny to me

That's it, that's the post

Ya'll know what to do

#LGBTQIA+ | #Trans | #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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oh hey that's my shader :3

she looks so GOOD your models keep getting better and better !!!

y'all already saw me working on it on stream but, since she debuted it, I can show yall the vtuber model comm I did for @obliqueomen.girlkisser.info

Thank you everyone for coming today to see my new model! And special thanks to @slasholantern.bsky.social for making it!
I look forward to making good use of it into the future!

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