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A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

Why TF is Elmo on the hellsite in the first place? Are pre-school aged children allowed free reign on Leon's clusterf*ck of a site? 🤔

Prime Day is a scam Amazon Prime Day is a four-day sale promoted by the mega-retailer as a rare opportunity to secure "deep discounts" on a variety of consumer items.

📦 Prime Day Reminders:

Amazon is anti-union

Amazon Essentials are based on data from their sellers

Amazon manipulates prices for Prime Day

When Amazon pays less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize their employees

Skip #PrimeDay

Honestly, Apple, go f🤬ck yourself over this. JFC.

Librarians are dangerous. A public service announcement

"Let me be clear: these modern librarians are not the nostalgic memory you may have of a woman with a bun and a stamp. Today’s dangerous librarians are much more. They are part educator, part tech wizard, part data analyst, and part myth-slayer."
bradmontague.substack.com/p/librarians...

I just added TSLA to my Mac's stock tracker so I can watch it burn too. #LemonsToLemonade

Found the original post. The forum moderator's note on it is <chef's kiss>. www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...

JFC, they clearly intend to the cull the herd via eugenics. 🤬

YouTube video by whitneyhoustonVEVO Whitney Houston - Step By Step (Official HD Video)

I may have this video on loop for the next four years... youtu.be/sWa5vE4MUpU?...

A digital gas station price sign that has been spray painted with the slogan "fuck ICE"

This is the way.

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Be the resistance you want to see in the world.

www.404media.co/declassified...

A picture of eggs for sale at $14 for 18.

Stopped by the store for a few things. Did not buy the eggs. Are we great again yet? Asking for a nation. 😝

P.S. price gouging much, Tar-zhay?

This is the way.

We now use 1Password for absolutely *everything* after Russ passed because of all the trouble Brookes had accessing his online accounts.

Flyer at an airport restaurant advertising a Christmas themed mai tai cocktail that includes cranberry juice and cinnamon.

Saw this at an airport taproom today and it's a lot to unpack. I can't even with this "Mai Tai" 😶

I remember this one. I loved it! I'm not sure it would hold up today, though...