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editor at bullet points. horror writer. live at the death factory. worked on roman sands & paratopic overdub w arbitrary metric writing: astridannerose.gumroad.com/ astridannerose.itch.io/

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Play less notes. u are not john coltrane

07.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop tapping your guitar

07.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we at war or are we not at war

07.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27024    ๐Ÿ” 12940    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 560    ๐Ÿ“Œ 533

going samurai mode tn!

06.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-FRITZI : OH, NANCY! --- wILL YOU BRING ME THE HAMMER FROM THE CELLAR --- OR ARE YoU AFRAID
TO GO DOWN THERE?
NANCY: OF COURSE NOT!

P2-NANCY: ME AFRAID!
OF ALL THE
INSULTS!-TSK, TSK!

P3- INSTEAD OF GOING DOWN INTO THE CELLAR, NANCY LOWERS A MAGNET IN THE CELLAR WINDOW TO RETRIEVE THE HAMMER FOR FRITZI .

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-FRITZI : OH, NANCY! --- wILL YOU BRING ME THE HAMMER FROM THE CELLAR --- OR ARE YoU AFRAID TO GO DOWN THERE? NANCY: OF COURSE NOT! P2-NANCY: ME AFRAID! OF ALL THE INSULTS!-TSK, TSK! P3- INSTEAD OF GOING DOWN INTO THE CELLAR, NANCY LOWERS A MAGNET IN THE CELLAR WINDOW TO RETRIEVE THE HAMMER FOR FRITZI .

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 11,1938

06.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Don't Stop Girlypop! โ€“ Official Demo Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN Don't Stop Girlypop! โ€“ Official Demo Announcement Trailer

๐Ÿ’–โฃ๏ธBIG NEWSโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–

We just revealed through IGN that our first public demo for Don't Stop, Girlypop! is OUT NOW โœจ

Check out the brand new trailer here ๐Ÿ‘‡
https://bit.ly/46G0FiI

06.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

oh yayyyyyy

06.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and honey youre gonna learn!

06.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are the eldest daughters of the witches you couldnt burn!

06.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 586    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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the (gag sorry) cinematic image-making breaks down as often as it functions lol

06.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gorginaโ€ฆ

06.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shut the fuck up oh my god

05.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alt National Park Service: Itโ€™s just after 1 a.m. The South Shore neighborhood is swallowed by darkness, sprinkled with the faint hum of distant traffic and the occasional siren in the far distance.

The few streetlights cast long, wavering shadows across cracked sidewalks, and in the hush of the early morning, the quiet feels fragile.

Alt National Park Service: Itโ€™s just after 1 a.m. The South Shore neighborhood is swallowed by darkness, sprinkled with the faint hum of distant traffic and the occasional siren in the far distance. The few streetlights cast long, wavering shadows across cracked sidewalks, and in the hush of the early morning, the quiet feels fragile.

This thread is insane. AltNPS spent fourteen paragraphs of purple prose describing a recent ICE raid in Chicago, doesn't name the people affected by the raid, doesn't say how to help, and never even says THE WORD "CHICAGO."

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

05.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Such a beautiful game

05.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new hooded menace and paradise lost within a month of each other โ€ฆ exciting time for peaceville heads w back pain

05.10.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some things said about q hayashida in this thread that u would frankly never say about a man

05.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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keep seeing this and i gotta say:โ“

05.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!?

05.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pacifiction. or TASK now on hbo

05.10.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jesus christ lol

04.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brandi carlile sighted in the vicinity of joni mitchell i repeat brandy carlile has been seen in the vicinity of joni mitchell

04.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine emmylou harris doing a hairpin turn into petulant rich lady territory on record number 12. You cant

04.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

04.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6979    ๐Ÿ” 3361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 856    ๐Ÿ“Œ 957

this is not a serious question

04.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

basically any example u pick is hydrogen bomb v koffing baby but cmon

04.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll never be lost on me that a particular subset of the liberal commentariat in both North America and Western Europe were deeply infatuated with this woman up until the very moment she decided to talk about that one issue you're still basically not allowed to talk about lol.

04.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7483    ๐Ÿ” 2703    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

โ€œโ€œThey dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,โ€ the Turkish activist Ersinร‡elik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.โ€+

04.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6392    ๐Ÿ” 3907    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 534

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