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editor at bullet points. horror writer in MEGADAMAGE, the new lesbian pulp, BOMB. live at the death factory. worked on roman sands & paratopic overdub w arbitrary metric. writing: astridannerose.gumroad.com/ astridannerose.itch.io/

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"She can do it!" Girls try to guess their boyfriend's penis! Big tits amateur girls get shamed in front of their boyfriend and peed on!

26.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Last call for this one, ICYMI. On Baby Steps, Free Solo, and the articulation of masculinity.

(if you don't read it now you still can later, but you're going to have to do so after I've turned up the harsh house lights and the muzak)

25.02.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

25.02.2026 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best edit ive ever gotten on a piece: โ€œdont do this.โ€ just 3 words. theyre with me every day. learn em!

25.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swords Forum:

[PloughShareFan92]
I just think that,

25.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just gonna RT and let grace take the wheelโ€ฆ

25.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That polygon review of RE:9 is bad I'm sorry. I don't know that it is "offensive" but it's poorly edited and ludicrously out-of-scope.

25.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so good

25.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

zero parades demo is really anemic. nothing dialogue optionsโ€”placeholder? the information isnt there. michael schurification has taken hold

24.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A thing I've started doing when I'm reading essays/criticism is asking myself if the piece is actually good or if I just agree with it, which is different.

23.02.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I Know The Real Reason She Transferred From A School In Tokyo.

24.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

YESSSSSS

24.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this game is 100% dialed in

24.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yayy another solemn "dimes square" literary takedown. AND it's pegged to a flash in the pan twitter trend!!

24.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some food for thought this monday morningโ€ฆ

23.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Orgasmic Dad Is Still In The Shit, Fucking My Mom Regularly, And Now My Wife Started Feeling Horny For Him, And Decided To Launch A Creampie Reverse Night Visit On Her Danger Day Ayane Sezaki

23.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Recalibrate your sense of will & read more from @strida.bsky.social

23.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some food for thought this monday morningโ€ฆ

23.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

huge congrats to Matt Booty!

20.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4 each for molly and blake ... The Great Leveler

20.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks like this is the new line... Update your consensus accordingly

20.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Every Zero Parades article must mention the acrimonious split of ZA/UMโ€™s principal creatives, but how many articles about GTAVI are going to laboriously mention Rockstarโ€™s explicit union-busting in the UK?"

Probably a lot? zero parades more like zero sum!

20.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Information received

20.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peeping In A Changing Room - Guys Demanding To Get Their Stinky Cocks Blown

20.02.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

information received

20.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We've done it. We've just hit the release button on our biggest game yet...

DEMON TIDES IS OUT NOW ON STEAM! AHHHHH!

An open world platforming adventure full of mysteries, challenges and a ton of customization! Express yourself through the movement and explore the oceans!

19.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3337    ๐Ÿ” 1170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
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mark wahlberg's 40 day challenge starts today for those that celebrate

18.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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