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I guess saying I want to be zany with you isn't as romantic as I thought it would be

A screenshot of a bitch ass delivery driver throwing a package on my porch

Oh look, my package arrived on time

Someday I'll be Threads famous and then abandon the Internet

Tonight on #Splatterday2k we're going to #Slay Join us for some Pride month fun!

Does it get any hotter than eating mini funyuns off of someones fingers, probably not

Every time I see a stupid post I turn into that meme of the Rock.

You know, the one with the fanny pack

So I forgot the word for pants today, and called them long sleeve shorts. I did it with so much confidence too, but then... I had realized my mistake. I’m educated I swear, but I have my moments.

Can Ai mow the lawn for me tomorrow

I'm just like my glow in the dark toilet seat, nobody appreciates me until after dark

My mint plants have aphids rn so I'll get back to you on that 😅

I think this came up a few years back and I'm still not buying it

Rainbowofcrazy web comic. There are so many ways to plan the layout of a garden. Spreadsheets! (a smiling spreadsheet with hands, feet, and glasses.) Drawings! (a smiling drawing on paper holding a pencil.) Plant apps! (smiling phone character with the app shop on their screen.) / I just kind of.. wing it. Jo, hands on hips, smiling: "Ah, garden's all full - WAIT, I STILL HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO PLANT?!" Jo swivels to look at a table full of potted plants. / I like to think that it all works out in the end. Jo lying on the ground, looking at a bunch of plants in the ground: "Shhh just pretend you're always supposed to be this close to each other, okay?" / ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy / Rainbowofcrazy.com

Comic 59: Garden Planning

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I thought a chandelier or a piano would've fallen on me by now

People cry about a soft block and then post the same 5 "jokes" over and over

Banana pepper plant with two tiny peppers. Please clap 😌

Look!! This might be the most important thing I've ever done 😅

Lingr

Condiments are just food lube

I really thought the reply guys would've unionized by now

Not to brag but the gym named their no beer policy after me

Yeah I get mad, but not cicada in the summer mad

I only like every other post so my internet love isn't too obvious

started watching the paul reubens/pee-wee herman doc thinking i was prepared for the emotional rollercoaster. I was wrong

I'm not just another pretty face, I'm so much worse than that

Alright, enough deadsky, bring on zombiesky!

Bluesky zombies are just like regular zombies, just more pretentious

If you listen hard enough you can hear the timeline sigh every time I post something

Ok hear me out, travel size tubes of sour cream

Rainbowofcrazy web comic. (NOTE: Jo's non-dominant hand continues the comic as her right hand rests.) When I tried gardening for the first time, I was so excited to grow my own tomatoes. (Jo stares at seed packets with crazy eyes.) / I planted every single seed because that's what the packs gave me so I should plant them all, right? (Jo jumps up in glee, throwing seeds everywhere.) / Garden Life Pro Tip: don't plant every single seed from the tomato packets. (Bunny & Jo, surrounded by tomato plants in pots.) Bunny: "Omg there's like 100 tomato plants here?" / Jo, holding 3 tomato plants in her lap, in tears: "THE SEEDS LOOKED SO SMALL!" / ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy / @Rainbowofcrazy.com

Comic 56: Garden Life Pro Tip

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Great, now people know I'm easy after a 6pack of beer

Remember that time elon walked into twitter hq with his dick stuck in a sink

Yeah I'll be primping after I get out the shower, but in a cool way