What Said The Scribes

a white kitten says " i 'm not a cat " ALT: a white kitten says " i 'm not a cat "

Technical skills? If I had used Zoom during the pandemic, I would have been the "I'm not a cat" guy. 😁

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#MyIceCreamShopWouldBeCalled
As You Lick It

a man is being transformed into a monster with a blue light coming out of his chest ALT: a man is being transformed into a monster with a blue light coming out of his chest

#PacmanABookOrFilm
Power-Pellet Rangers

a woman in a wedding dress is holding a microphone and says i 'll marry you ALT: a woman in a wedding dress is holding a microphone and says i 'll marry you

#PacmanABookOrFilm
Cherry Me

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#PacmanABookOrFilm

a cartoon of a man drinking a glass of water with the words i 'm so thirsty below him . ALT: a cartoon of a man drinking a glass of water with the words i 'm so thirsty below him .

A Naked Handyman Calendar?!
#ItsLongPastTime

a poster for a monster mash featuring a green monster ALT: a poster for a monster mash featuring a green monster

#ItsLongPastTime for me to RSVP for the Halloween orgy

a man in a green shirt holds the hand of a woman ALT: a man in a green shirt holds the hand of a woman

#ItsLongPastTime for a travel series about local Virginian cuisine hosted by Pat Monahan of Train called Eat Virginia

a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a pink couch and saying girl power ALT: a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a pink couch and saying girl power

that moment when you're singing along to a Spice Girls song and you suddenly realize you've got a British accent

a woman sitting at a desk with the words " why should we hire you " ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the words " why should we hire you "

At my latest job interview, they hit me with the hard questions
#WhenIwasFlabbergasted

Won't be getting that job.

a man in a tank top is being touched by another man with the words " you should be so lucky " above him ALT: a man in a tank top is being touched by another man with the words " you should be so lucky " above him

#AfterITookTylenol to the movies, he rocked my world. (I call him Tylenol because he makes me feel gooood after.) 😉

a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy . ALT: a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .

Something small that I find incredibly annoying is that one Red Bull commercial where penguins don't understand that they already have wings.

"I can't eat that hotdog. I'm a pacifist."
"I think you mean vegetarian."
"No, I'm a pacifist, and that thing's all beef."

a man in a yellow jacket is dancing in front of a microphone ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is dancing in front of a microphone

#HatASongOrPoem
The Chapeau Must Go On

a man wearing a fez hat says fezzies are cool ALT: a man wearing a fez hat says fezzies are cool

#HatASongOrPoem The Fez Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

a man with curly hair is making a surprised face while sitting in a crowd of people . ALT: a man with curly hair is making a surprised face while sitting in a crowd of people .

#HatASongOrPoem Beanie, I'm Here for Someone Else

a man with dreadlocks is wearing a plaid jacket with pearls and a bow tie ALT: a man with dreadlocks is wearing a plaid jacket with pearls and a bow tie

#HatASongOrPoem
A Beret Song (Tipsy)

a man says oh no you di-int ALT: a man says oh no you di-int

#MyPersonalConspiracyTheory She got rid of him for cheating and is hiding in the news.

I'm at a club, and this guy says, "Fully consensual sex just doesn't sound as hot to me." The way I yikesed outta there!

Wow!

a woman in a blue dress says i 'm only happy when it rains . ALT: a woman in a blue dress says i 'm only happy when it rains .

#MapThatMusic
I'm Only Happy When It Spains

I'm so tired I had to bust out my stripper song to wake me up. #anywayyouwantit #journey

a shirtless man with a bandana around his neck says i don t need your approval ALT: a shirtless man with a bandana around his neck says i don t need your approval

#MyBirthdayDinnerIs spicy

#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk
when your hot neighbor decides to do the same 🤩

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Whenever I have a sex dream about Hades, #ItGivesMeFever

two men wearing black shirts and sunglasses are standing next to each other ALT: two men wearing black shirts and sunglasses are standing next to each other

#OddThingsFoundOnACruise
Another Cruise

a close up of a woman 's face with the words " how bout that " written below it ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " how bout that " written below it

#CombineTwoMovies
Rocky Balboa Picture Show

a cartoon character with red hair and yellow arms is laughing ALT: a cartoon character with red hair and yellow arms is laughing

If someone in the Netflix Captain Planet doesn't say, "No fracking way!" at some point, what are we even doing?

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This time around for Netflix's Captain Planet, a Planeteer from Australia, maybe?

a cartoon of a man with green hair and a globe on his chest ALT: a cartoon of a man with green hair and a globe on his chest

So, Netflix is doing a new Captain Planet. I say we trade Duke Nukem and all that Cold War angst about nuclear power for a new character called Shifty Weathers who has climate change powers like global warming and extreme storms.