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One has to wonder if Marge has changed her tune on Donnie because she’s actually seen what’s in the Files…

I find it wild that 8 Dems are getting lambasted harder than 52 republicans. But at least now Johnson has to seat vote 218 right?

A very happy birthday to you good sir!

Honestly, here’s my hot take. Reopen the government, pin the spike in prices on those who gutted the subsidies. Vote on the Epstein files. Let’s see how that goes

It’s wild that the whims of one dude can just permanently shut down the House of Representatives indefinitely…how is possible? Legit asking

What if, and I know this is wild, but what if this guy is forced to reinvest in the country he gleefully takes money from? Crazy I know…

The guy who made a Time Magazine of himself winning the Man of the Year is making a Peace Prize to award himself. What’s maddening is, he will think it’s the same thing that Obama got…

Are we not sure they didn’t do this to help Donnie’s memory issues?

“If the sandwich is in tact. Then no GUILTY verdict should come back.”

I am so very tired of having 3 (4 total for the household) jobs, and we can’t spend more than $17 a day on a sweet treat or it’ll kill our budget. This wasn’t what I was promised when I got my honor roll and deans list awards in my youth…

Who didn’t think this was always the plan? Why would it be twice the size of the house? We earned this stupidity/

It’s going to happen. As it will for all of us. But no one will be more shocked than he is.

Something that doesn’t get covered or remembered enough. Leading up the the election in 2024, Elon was literally giving away millions of dollars to anyone who registered as a republican…but that’s just never talked about anymore huh?

Orlando had a fantastic turn out for both #nokings and #pride and Orlando PD were there to keep everyone safe and even participated in the parade and helped some folks get heat related medical care. It was honestly, just an amazing day in the community

This is waaaaay to familiar if you’ve seen Jesse Plemmons in Civil War

Gunno be wild for Governors and Senators change seats but half of the HOR never changes colors ever again. Next Dem POTUS has to back the court or we will never recover ever.

Okay seriously asking. Is there anyone who wants to sponsor my wife and our 7 cats to move to another country? I have 2 degrees and 3 jobs and my wife has been a vet tech for 20+ years…

This explains why me, a Jewish man, happens to be rather autistic…

I NEED THIS RIGHT STAT MEOW.

OH IM GOING TO NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

The comedy of all of this is, he’s already president and the would never get the needed 60 votes for conviction regardless. So why not just release them?

I love that the gameplan is just “fuck it, we won’t have a government anymore…” and hope that just works.

Power will always protect power

What BiBi has done to Israel on the world stage breaks my soul as a Jewish person in America…just rends it.

I thought that was Mummy’s? Or have billionaires always just eaten whatever they like because…billionaires? And yes I know they weren’t billionaires then, but I think my point is clear.

Whoever approved these “imagine if a bird spray farted all over us” Arizona Cardinals jerseys, should be forced to wear a shame rock for all eternity

There’s something amazing about “LORD GOD KING HE MAN” is mad he had to walk up some stairs. The endless parade of his mouth breathers giving him cover because…he had to walk up stairs.

Isn’t this literally the plot of Heathers?

A groyper ends a MAGA and those of us who just want socialized healthcare and better pay are the targets. WHATTACOUNTRY!