Ducky doesn’t do pumpkin spice 🦆

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Me, eating ass.

Depends on whether or not you find this sexy…

Boom Boom counting down from 3

Boom Boom counting down from 2

Boom Boom unleashed the boom boom from her boom booms

These three panels of Boom Boom unleashing her boom booms from her boom booms in Exterminators #3 are one of the multitude of reasons I love comics.

It’s…still here.

Same.

What if I farted so hard it blew both my legs clean off?

Quick, somebody cashapp me like $150,000. Don’t ask any questions.

Ben Affleck looking like he’s had enough of this shit

Me, whenever my boss claims to not know how to handle a task that I’ve shown him how to do literally hundreds of times.

I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row

‘Zactly.

I’d crank it up, but then I run the risk of being overly sweet and who wants that?

My boss has been pretty worthless this morning.

Just my usual sweetness. I dunno if that’s enough.

Much like the first person who ate an oyster. What compelled them to try that?

I sure am glad I didn’t trust that fart.

I do spend a metric fuck ton at my local comic shop. They’re really good folks. But aside from that, my main options are those stupid mega corporations. They’ve really fucked us over.

I’d work even more overtime to support this.

My name is Ducky and I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

I’d spend my whole paycheck.

Okay, maybe not. But still…

I’d be more inclined to support such an endeavor.

I’ve been wondering this same thing for a long time.

I need a kind lady to come rub my back.

Reposting the #DuckOfTheDay because I’m lazy.

#MallardMonday

Did Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes REALLY have the time of their lives, or were they just saying that to be nice?

Got some good sleep last night but woke up with my back hurting. #OldPeopleProblems

I gotta work harder to make the cut!

I didn’t sleep well at all last night so I just might go to bed before the sun goes down. Don’t judge me. I’m tired.

Carnies gonna carny!

I see me in the greatest shirt ever!