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@justducky.bsky.social

Kindness is the real punk rock. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Gimme a dollar.

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Latest posts by justducky.bsky.social on Bluesky

Five for me. And two of those are because of my kids.

07.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I passed through there a while back. That was even too much for me.

06.08.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not in Portsmouth. But I do technically live in Virginia. NC native and I work in NC though.

06.08.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone else remember when Color Me Badd guest starred on Beverly Hills 90210, or is that just me?

Also, Color Me Badd was a thing for a hot minute when I was in high school and I’ve never quite understood why. 🤣

06.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1
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a cartoon of donald duck wearing a blue shirt and a red bow tie Alt: a cartoon of donald duck wearing a blue shirt and a red bow tie

How I flirt…

06.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now THAT is Thexy!

06.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll take a front row ticket.

06.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want you to know, despite my appearance on this app, I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman.

06.08.2025 19:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!

06.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This should be considered a hate crime.

06.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 19    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0
It's me & my unhealthy sleeping schedule against the world.

It's me & my unhealthy sleeping schedule against the world.

06.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn’t know. Not many of mine get that high. 🤣

06.08.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
APOLOGIES,
MY GOOD BITCH
BUT WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE FUCK

APOLOGIES, MY GOOD BITCH BUT WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE FUCK

06.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Hulk Hogan’s funeral was yesterday. Only took him 35 years to finally do a clean job to the Undertaker.

06.08.2025 14:55 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Good luck sending me mixed signals. I don’t even pick up on direct ones.

06.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Shenanigans, tomfoolery, and ballyhoo.

06.08.2025 13:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

06.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in.

06.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screenshot don’t lie, Anne! 🤣

06.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Black-bellied Whistling Duck

Black-bellied Whistling Duck

It’s #WaterfowlWednesday. Here’s your #DuckOfTheDay, the Black-bellied Whistling Duck. Ain’t he neat?

06.08.2025 12:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It hasn’t been a great day.

05.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

While he’s up on the roof of the White House meandering about, someone should tell Trump that Obama believed in gravity and that he should prove him wrong.

05.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Welsh Harlequin hen

Welsh Harlequin hen

This pretty girl is your #DuckOfTheDay.

05.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been a long week.

It’s 7:34am on a Tuesday and I took yesterday off.

05.08.2025 11:33 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I’ve used it many times when I worked off of Staples Mill Road and didn’t want to deal
with 64 traffic coming off of 95.

04.08.2025 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you spying on me?

04.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me.

04.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Timeline cleanser. Because…Miss Dolly.

04.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Finished it all today. It was great.

04.08.2025 22:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a semi-long weekend (worked half a day Saturday but took a PTO day today) and I don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow. Can someone write me a note?

04.08.2025 22:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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