Ryan Hawkins

Peace between my neighborhood HOA factions has a better chance at a Nobel prize than this fat orange fucker.

Best line I've seen - Evangelical Republicans screamed for years about the Anti Christ returning and when he did, they started wearing his merch.

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

Epstein distraction...

Not a cult...nope, not at all.

Adding $3T to the national debt is = to giving every household $25,000...wait til MAGA finds out they missed a pay day 😅

I have no issue with a President using military force if it’s precise & minimizes loss of life without an authorizing vote. I do, however, have a problem with skipping the Gang of Eight. Once again, this President acts like rules don’t apply to him. That’s not leadership, it’s dangerous.

He's only the President of people who support him.

The dude loves his two weeks.

Until the Dear Leader declares him a tourist with love in his heart and pardons him.

Thanks, DOGE...air travel has been awesome this summer - said no one!!

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

FAFO, MAGA edition.

I'm not sure the National Guard is even needed in L.A. - that's just a bunch of tourists with tons of love in their heart, so much love.

"But storm the Capitol for me and you'll get a pardon"

Because it's never been about using the military, it's about how it plays on Fox News and oops, they forgot to pay for hotels because they rushed to get the story of 'troops to LA' on Fox News.

It's not hard - "If you're here illegally, that's a problem. If you're the admin, fix it but do it legally. If you break the law, I have a problem with illegal actions. Do it right, and you have my support. Do it wrong, and you're going to see protests and lose the moral high ground."

While predictable, the Elon vs DJT split/meltdown is soooo enjoyable to watch unfold via Twix and Orange Social.

Let's Go TACO!

Self imposed shooting ourselves in the foot...thanks a lot, Dear Leader.

Barron wasn't accepted, he's pissed. It's so plain and simple.

Can the GOP tell me more about the Biden Crime Family?

Who is selling a hat "Trump is Wrong About Everything"

It's literally his only job, uphold the constitution.

Why do I feel like Inigo Montoya when they talk DEI...that doesn't mean what you think it means!

So...we're arresting judges now?

"Why don't you wear a suit at the White House?" - yeah, remember the outcry!

Now we all understand how he bankrupted a casino.

Like what happened in Germany???

Hey MAGA, how's that retirement account doing today? Maybe you should have listened to the libtards and not your roided up podcast friends???