Lil’ Baba Yaga

Colorado thrifting is pretty good except there is like 4 skirts in each store and they are the 4 ugliest skirts in a 12 mile radius

I am shaken to my core, I just realized that the off grid tiny house gardening lesbian couple I’ve been watching on YouTube are actually just really actually best friends, not lesbians (not with each other at least).

These feel so different to me?! Are they actually the same?

I want ballet flat sneakers so bad but when I type out ballet flat sneakers I think of the old sneaker ballet flats from when I was in high school and I’m overwhelmed

Unreplicable in lab studies

Slightly too large closet rug is in! (target a few years ago) it is always freezing cold in here so hopefully this will help!

Protein goals this, protein goals that! But when I bring a jar of peanut butter and spoon to bed it’s “weird”

No I was not fired, I ✨manifested ✨two weeks severance

lol they fired me 🤣

In the morning I wake up and my brain immediately begins to pour out all my most evil and depressing thoughts.

Tbh I don’t get why they hired me AT ALL! I’m a personality with a math disability and they put me in a corner to do expense reports? Why am I here?

My boss just did a big presentation on valuable employees vs undesirable employees and one of the undesirable attributes is “asks for help” and the others are all direct quotes of things I’ve said so I guess it’s time to freshen up my resume.

A picture of an open closet with a dresser and hanging shelves

Me at 16, rearranging my bedroom: “new room new me” Me at 36, rearranging my closet because my bedroom is too small to have the furniture any other way: “new room new me”

I bought the medium-est priced ones from Costco and I’m hoping for the best!

Got myself new pillows for my birthday and that’s how you know I’m almost 40

I’ll get trapped in a pink shirt purple pants forever loop

I actually need to take outfit photos everyday because I can’t remember if I wore this shirt yesterday

The accountant at my work is going to be giving a 90 minute (mandatory) accounting 101 class and I’m wondering if if I could still catch some kind of highly contagious condition before then. I would also be open to being mauled by a bear or tiger? Lmk if you have any leads

I hate this

Autism phone voice supremacy, at least once a day someone thinks I’m a robot and says “speak to representative!!”

Me at 3 am, searching “cutest iPad case purple cute pretty drop cover case”

PSA to all parents: be aware of these terms floating out there.

If you are going to write a sign to lmk the business is closed out of the ordinary it would be cool if it wasn’t in light blue ballpoint pen that you can read until you are 2 feet away. Is there a not a sharpie or something?

I have what can only be described as hoarders regret, I can’t believe I EVER thought it was a good idea to get rid of all my old magazines and catalogs I would jump to the moon to get to reread my old AG magazines! Everything I’ve ever had is so cool and I wish I still had it.

Idk but it seems to be true that 1) everything is the worst it’s ever been and only getting worse 2)some how at the same time everyone is having fun without me

A snack spreading featuring a mug of tea, cinnamon biscuits, banana, and a cheese danish. Plus a book and journal to the side

Absolute spread for snack time

He thought they were like $20 and I haven’t had the heart to tell him that resale they can go for hundreds

My husband just found out labubus are $50 and he had to stand up and go look out the window for a while about it

Trying to find a way that I can get paid to organize my own craft room.

Self healing by weeping while watching gentle non-judgmental longform organizing YouTube videos (spacemakermethod woop)