@vndvm.bsky.social
doing one long exposure therapy experiment on myself | she/they
I meant happy Valentine's Day. alas
15.02.2026 03:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy birthday to my ex who watches every single one of my Instagram stories but won't text me back about getting her stuff from my place
15.02.2026 03:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0heyyyyyy mind if I come over and eat all your food and then take a nap
13.02.2026 23:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0waking up flexing in the mirror and then eating two slices of cold pizza for breakfast
12.02.2026 13:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love trains !!!!!
08.02.2026 00:54 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0getting involved with a hot girl and then finding out her type is "t boys who look like assholes".... hey.............
07.02.2026 14:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a 23 hour long first date where we didn't actually go do the intended plans π€πΌ
05.02.2026 20:00 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they said it wasn't possible to get strep three times in one month but I am strong and determined and once again on antibiotics
31.01.2026 02:14 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been doing this but with as much spinach as can possibly fit in the thing and it rules
31.01.2026 02:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me reading this with my childhood of reading gay fanfic behind me and my t gel in front of me
27.01.2026 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will only ever shitpost on here because I'm dealing with the other things in person and off the record
26.01.2026 19:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she hayley on my williams til I decode
23.01.2026 04:11 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she trans on my gender until I HRT
23.01.2026 02:14 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she WD-40 on my hinge until I
23.01.2026 02:07 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0none of these things are in my room I am using my mind
23.01.2026 02:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0she W on my 4 until I Form 1040
23.01.2026 01:54 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0she game on my cube until I double dash
23.01.2026 01:52 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0she award on my season until I nominee
23.01.2026 01:47 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she burger on my king until I whopper
23.01.2026 01:42 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she mighty on my duck until I quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack!
23.01.2026 01:06 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the other day someone told me "you'll be my right hand man! sorry, woman. sorryβ"
15.01.2026 16:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why is a jar of pasta sauce $8. what are we doing here
15.01.2026 16:18 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I ate your leftovers they were too spicy for me and I cried. please come over and read your poetry to me again
14.01.2026 01:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0same but I'm going to do cottage cheese
14.01.2026 00:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brother I think you should leave your house and do some activities
14.01.2026 00:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I told my coworker I was at the bar last night watching friends compete in a pool tournament and she was like "omg your life is always sooo crazy you're always up to something" brother that's a normal activity
14.01.2026 00:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this didn't sync up with what I'm listening to. thanks a lot
14.01.2026 00:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0peanus hort
14.01.2026 00:49 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0do fishes have tongues
08.01.2026 06:15 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0imagine you're sitting calmly on the train. bing bong. some twink ass dyke shouts AW FUCK. you look over, they're stuck in the doors. pathetic
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