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the doll tops also all at my apt and they're passing me around like a blunt sorry losers

the masc shortage is real and it's because they're all in my bed

woke you up???????????

the queers yearn to wrestle

I'm developing a reputation as "the one who starts arm wrestling competitions at every queer event"

yesterday a journalist came to my women's buhurt group to do a piece about us and I told him "idk if I'll ever do a profight, my insurance isn't that good, idk if I can take the concussions" and then he watched me get thrown head first into the ground in 5v5 melee practice

socialist mayor fireworks going off in the neighborhood slay

wait I just told this to a friend and they said actually it's good. slay im rebranding myself as someone who has game

my nonbinary masc gf and I are in an endless battle of "who is wearing the more extreme cargo pants today"

yesterday a hot girl asked if I wanted to make out and I said "why, are you bored?" someone end me

im scared

I got to the appointment and the doctor said it's so fucked up outside huh

leaving for a doctor's appt and it's dark outside.... so fucked up.......

hey 🔫jared 🔫 I hope you're 🔫 having a🔫 good morning

if you explain daylight savings to me on this thread I will block you. I'm having an iced chai about it and then I will move on

"no this makes sense because it's the END of daylight savings. and in the spring we lose an hour. which was good?"

but what time is it to my body right now. like what time would it have been if today wasn't the day

sitting here with my gf like "okay so it's Fall Back..... which means.............."

every time I try to remember how daylight savings works I feel like the dumbest motherfucker alive

the thing is you couldn't pay me money to be 20 something again so im happy to be old

she was like "ohh you look soooo good though" and I just said "no, stop. that's worse. please"

today a 26 year old told me I look young for my age. I'm 31

I just want them to say better stuff and to have more fun little surprise happenings

if the hot they/them at the gay bookstore is greeting me with "hey killer" to sell more books....... it's working

I brought pics of her to my hairdresser when I was 14 lol

yes I've def been eating yogurt and kimchi and kombucha I'm tryna get the whole gang back in there

made too many puppy girl jokes I got put on a damn leash and told to BARK u reap what u sow

meme pic of the guy leaning back and making a sort of disgusted closed eye sneer face while pulling a headset off

listening to the new Tame Impala album

every time I have a bad thought I tell myself "that's just the curse" or "god, I hate being haunted" idk what else to do but it's kinda working

I haven't had anxiety this bad in YEARS like I deeply deeply feel something bad is going to happen imminently for no reason and also that everyone hates me for sure