Rubber Chicken BriGuy

Top Finds at Duluth's Junk Hunt 2025™

-A pair of mayoral balls from Lester Park Golf Course

-A box of St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson's ungiven sh*ts

-Pristine shovel from the Incline Village development (never touched any dirt!)

Minnesota Deer Hunting Opening Weekend Goals™

Hermantown City Council: Make sure each NDA is wearing blaze orange.

Duluth Mayor: Put up hunting shacks on Lester Park Golf Course Lakefront Nine.

St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson: Doesn't give a shot.

Reckless Speculation Due to NDAs:
Who's Buying Up All the Land in Hermantown Edition!™

-Super Secret Data Center

-Super Dooper Menards

-Darren Danielson for his Retirement Fortress of Solitude

David Letterman. Although to be fair, I think he gets easily annoyed with just about everyone.

Wait, I thought it was for the Right to Rehair…

Cheney Death Announced with 21 Gun Face Shot Salute

How They're Spending Their Free Hour of Saved Daylight™

Duluth Mayor: Giving away 60 minutes worth of Lester Park Golf Course.

Keith Nelson: Not giving a sh*t, a f**k, or even a #$#!$@!

Hermantown City Council: CONTENT COVERED BY NDA

Duluth Landlords: Hastily repairing stuff before Tuesday.

Leftover Twin Ports Halloween Candy™

-Secrecy Shrouded Hermantown NDAs

-Petty Ronchettis!

-Stauber Orange Butt Kisses

-Golf Ball Size Jolly Roger Green Space Giveaways

-Central High School Deal Duds

-Keith Nelson Bit-O-Sh*ts (he couldn't give 'em away)

More Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™

"I never drink...THC."

"We're gonna need a bigger NDA.”

"All pay and no work makes Pete a Republican boy.”

Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™

"The power of private development on public golf courses compels you!"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Castle Danger Cream Ale."

"We all float down here. And I don’t give a sh*t.”

Coming this Christmas!

“Talk Duluthy to Me This Christmas, or,
Santa's Big DECC Energy"

12/19-20, 26-27
Studio Four in the Depot

Info: Brian@RubberChickenTheater.com

Jokes* about:
Twisty Ronchetti pasta!
Sh*t Gifting Keith Nelson!
The Golfin’ Mayor!

*unless the holiday NDA is enforced

Hershey’s Pisses

Keith:
I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU THINK!!

Speaker:
Sir, this is an Arby’s drive through.

Even More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™

Don't give yourself to the Duluth Monitor...you're a St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson sh*t!

More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet and haunt Duwuth City Counciwors...you're Elmer Fudd Ronchetti!

Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™

Hide in the woods off Midway Road, hum & buzz & guzzle gallons of water...you're a Super-Secret Hermantown Data Center!

How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #816™

Tell Chad Ronchetti the super-secret data center needs more super-secret land for a super-secret reason. He'll get Hermantown to purchase it. Super-secretly.

How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #572™

Since he doesn’t give them away, have St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson organize a fundraiser and sell a sh*t. (He carries a LOT of inventory.)

Spooooooky Duluth Halloween Displays 2025™

-Twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson not giving a twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner sh*t.

-Evil clown hiding from his constituents behind Orange Leatherface.

-Summer in Canal Park.

Tried calling my proctologist but ended up in Pete Stauber's telephone town hall.

At least I got through to an ass man.

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Top Northland Halloween Candy 2025™

Hermantown City Council:
Hershey's Data Center Butt Kisses

St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson:
(I Don't Give a) Shhhhhhhhhhh-kittles

Pete Stauber:
Orange Whipped

Favorite Christmas Carols of the Hermantown City Council™

"The First No-Tell"

"Hark the Herald Angels WOULD Sing If They Hadn't Signed That Christmas NDA"

"Silent Night"

Things Not Found on the St. Louis County Board of Commissioners™

-Ethics
-Morals
-Giving of sh*t
-Spines
-Time to listen to concerned citizens
-A second

The Unknown Hermantown Comic™

"Is that an NDA in your pocket or are you just happy to see a data center?"

"Take my water. Please!"

"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Secret Data Center!
Secret Data Center Who?
(pause, puts finger to side of nose)
Exactly..."

I'm always impressed by people who can yell, and then other people listen to them. Whenever I yell people are like: "Shh!"

New Spoooooky Stuff on This Year's Duluth Haunted Ship™

-Headless/Spineless/Gutless/Soulless Republicans

-Incline Village of the Damned

-Final Destination Duluth: Tourism Bloodbath

-Frankenstein's Tax Hike

-Evil Clown Pete Stauber

-Mayor's Re-Election Announcement

It’s pronounced “Little Lerelolf.”

I stand with Jimmy.

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