Your Local Artpop Slanderer

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

(Just adding that I'm not dunking on anyone who didnt know that Suge Knight sucks. I haven't seen the Diddy doc on Netflix but if it does paint Suge Knight as a good dude, that's irresponsible.)

Today I got told that Suge Knight is a good dude bc of the Diddy documentary and idk who needs to hear this but multiple people can be pieces of shit. It doesn't have to be JUST one bad guy in a narrative

TL;DR please sometimes choose violence as a treat

Day whatever of snow and my cat is looking at the window like a disgruntled super villain who got some very bad news (I'd show a picture but I do value some privacy so you'll just have to believe me)

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

"MOOOOOOM! WHAT IS THIS? I NEED TO BITE YOUR ELBOW ABOUT THIS!"

Leave little Saruman alone.

It's snowing and my cat has a lot of feelings about it

In positive news, my friend bought another friend a cardboard cutout of herself for their Christmas gift and this delights me so much

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

I think you're right on the money, unfortunately. It's easier to get outraged about ADHD in kids than it is to even begin to acknowledge child mental health, much less talk about it.

And that mentality had been present for years! It's why I was an adult upon ADHD diagnosis.

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

I guess Roy Cohn really did teach his mentee everything he knows, huh

My cat's new favorite toy: the hair upon my head

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

A picture of the aurora and trees. Mostly green but there's a spec of pink in there too.

Finally my time has come

My phone keyboard now red underlines every swear word or the word sex, so whatever phone update that got pushed out to me was mandated by a prude. Also it still won't correct my actual typos.

I cant see the aurora from where I live so keep those pics coming

Sending you virtual hugs and keeping you in my thoughts

Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...

Nothing hits quite like a lemon slice after a good meal

Sophia Lillis deserves her flowers for this performance too. Once again, not a great show, but she's great in it.

I'm watching this show and it's not good but Sarah Snook is making the best of it so I can't stop

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

I feel like I missed my true calling as an artist for wikihow tutorials

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Fly? Not we.