Katherine Duke

The first song that springs to mind is Blur's "Song 2"-- if only for the "WOO-hoo!"

It's like everyone is an 11-year-old doing the most obvious and boring impression of what they think glamorous sexy talk is supposed to sound like. Was this movie considered steamy for its time?

I might stick with it if it were a 90-minute movie, but it's 2 hours and 39 minutes!

I've been curious about Eyes Wide Shut (1999) for years, and tonight I finally have a chance to watch it, and I've made it exactly 12 minutes in and have to stop because I find the dialogue excruciating. Oughta be Mouths Wide Shut.

Hooray! "Fionnghuala" is the song I always post when this prompt goes around. It's amazing.

#Justice4LeslieBurke 😭

Or "[There's] No One Like You"

who up wuthering they heights?

Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.

@steph_mcca banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

I've only played it once, but it was simple and fun!

Hues and Cues® A vibrant game of colorful communication where players are challenged to make connections to colors with words. Use only one and two-word cues to guess a specific hue from the 480 colors on the game b...

Have you heard of this game? It consists entirely of coming up with descriptive names for colors.

Christy Brown, Judith Scott...

We all know dril's "dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Well, here's a columnist describing in the newspaper how he himself tends to get mad. It's kind of a remarkable (admirable?) article, the point of which is, basically, "I'm a weird jerk about sports. I'm trying to be less so."

This was a man. I don't know if he had a wife or daughters. But, yeah, it would be especially rough for a woman to have that name.

I've gotta go with Joni Mitchell's "You Turn Me On I'm a Radio"

... but a close second is Spin Doctors' "How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)"

I support turning off Bluesky comments if you're into that, but this thread has become a wonderful demonstration of how every middle school in America had one teacher named, like, "Harry Dickbuttsky."

My middle school had a teacher named Slutsky.

UPDATE: Tonight my boss totally caught me in the act of trying to smuggle more mayo. I had a spoon in my hand and everything. She encouraged me to just take the whole tub. 😄

Here are my ideas:

I've gotta go with Joni Mitchell's "You Turn Me On I'm a Radio"

... but a close second is Spin Doctors' "How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)"

Melinda French Gates

Melinda Dutch Doors

Melinda Venetian Blinds

Melinda Spanish Steps

To the tune of "Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine"

This image represents my entire life in the early-to-mid aughts.

Comic from lunarbaboon.com about a man who calls out of work for the day. His boss is angry until the man explains that there is a soft cat purring on his lap, to which the boss replies, "Take all the time you need!"

I posted this a few days ago, but it's so frequently relevant:

The verb for using a spatula should be "to spatulate"

this is who runs this account

"Pretend example: My butt fell off. Can't find it. I don't have a butt."

Ooh, I just discovered my two degrees of separation from Zohran Mamdani: I have worked with, and become friends with, a professor who judged his honors thesis at Bowdoin.