puppygoat planet

Give her all your money and valuables. Now

update: I have COVID now as well, so I won't be able to work for a bit 😅 resharing this since I'll need a little more help than I asked for initially

WE LOVE HER!!!!!

Coach MacGurk

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

prey

reference sheet for my goatsona, Astrid. on the left, she is showing her full body - blue starry horns, long hair, and green fur everywhere but her chest and stomach. on the right, she is wearing a long flowy white dress with a chain around the waist, a star charm, and a moon charm. above both is a head-on shot.

in case you weren't fucking aware:

i need to commish someone. i need new art of my sona so fucking Bad. astrid deserves better than to be perpetually trapped in a ref sheet

ASN: AS4685
Location: Yokohama, JP
Added: 2025-11-14T01:20

#shodansafari #infosec

two icons on the haiku desktop. one is of a person holding the earth on their back, labeled "HHHGGGHGRNGRN", the other is a person, labeled "waow that looks heaby"

were so fucking back guys

awful beer 🤝 iOS devs
"ipa"

August 23rd, 2019. this shirt was an extra small from the kids section of old navy

I call "dibs on the drummer"!

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.

• weird webcomics
• bowling alley carpet
• the Bell System
• anything phone related
• cats
• cars
• Ableton Live 12 Suite crack
• hyperpop/noise pop
• homebrewed hormones
• Earl Sweatshirt

holy fucking shit, Doris is my second most listened to album of all time. he's almost beating Green Day in that regard by less than 100 plays. insane

those lines are among my favorite ever spoken on a song. additionally, Doris by Earl Sweatshirt is one of my favorite albums of all time.

NINETY NINE PROBLEMS ALL GONE IN THAT ONE JOINT! AND THE NECK GOLD FROZE LIKE THEY HELD HIM AT GUNPOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Making Muffins!

you can never talk to me about this. i'll either point and laugh or judge your taste

I love the idea of a cat listening to classical music through the speaker of a Pixel 6 and dancing around the living room

YouTube video by fisheloph Double Dream Hands!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7y...

i remember having to learn this in primary school music class

feeling jazzy today. might jazzercise. maybe i'll throw up some jazz hands.

MA REQUEST:

hey all, my gf has COVID & a friend crashing with us got jumped. I just recovered from a cold & haven't had much time to work yet & would appreciate some help ($50-100 would be good) making sure my gf's meds are covered & my friends are fed. 🖤

ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
vm/ca: mommywiseau

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!! PUPPYGOATS ARE SO BACK

bluesky error that reads, "Failed to verify handle. Please try again."

girl i had enough time to prep myself for my gf coming over and ruining my insides. how have the DNS changes still not propagated

if someone told me ten years ago i'd be buying a domain for $2 as a username for a social media website, i'd be like "woaagghhhg i have a domain name...... thats so cool..,"

damn girl are you calcium chloride? because you make me cackle