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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

anyway

hey, if you just joined and the website is not Funny, it’s bc a lot of shitposters have a “rude” label which hides their posts by default on signup. you can (and should!) disable this

they say this shit like how poisonous animals have bright colors

men will say absolutely anything. "my wife left me because of my disgusting truck, who is my therapist" have some fucking dignity man

that's how we ended up with 7 loaves of bread in the freezer

I realized something about AI. I’m not worried about art. Artists will find interesting ways to use (or avoid) the new technology. I’m worried about mid to low culture. I’m worried about cute/funny/interesting stuff that you watch to pass the time.

Trump plans to switch anti-terror funds from Democratic to Republican states Overhaul of $1bn post-9/11 program would shift funds to states that voted for Trump in 2024 election

We have been in a cold civil war for a while now, but it’s getting more and more obvious

lol

YouTube video by Greasy Tales Spectral Seed

greasy tales/sexualobster is great www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbAY...

WHAT TRANSPHOBES THINK TRANS PEOPLE SAY: Let us bow down and worship before the Great Gender Idol, for she/he/they hath given us the Sacred Trans Laws

WHAT TRANS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY:

nora: legit good color combo for glass here

And are you married? I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle. In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it? Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

Shot + chaser

so since they're keeping the government shut down over it, surely they're all on the epstein list and they've all taken 50,000$ bribes at this point, otherwise they'd help clear their names by engaging with either process

i wish a fall would fucking end his ass

as someone who fell down and got hurt recently, i find all the posts about mitch mcconnell falling down extremely hilarious. keep that shit up

people gotta stop posting on twitter, it's making the rest of us give them serious fuckin side eye for willingly hanging in the nazi bar

he seems fine i hope they keep voting him in til he's just a skeleton with a big lump of shit in the ribcage

If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

he's literally got a kink for getting yelled at that's not a joke

*everyone* needs to block him, he's like an attention vampire

if everyone blocked pencil we wouldn't be in this mess. he demands attention and gets it, fuuuuuuck him

goku

A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying: It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office It is 2025. I am fourty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office

This meme made me laugh.

considering i have the thermostat set to the lowest setting, gonna guess there's next to no control over this shit

i'm gonna guess that they turned the heat on in here cuz it got up to 82f in here til i threw the windows wide open and turned the fan on the AC unit jesus

i was a teenager, blame innocence at the time lol. i should probably try reading the rest of the books if i can ever sit my ass down to read again

memnoch the devil and that was the one in the vampire series that finally made me give up reading them at the time lol

i wonder how close they got it to the book The Vampire Lestat cuz that shit was hooooooooorny