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Ye old Punk and Gringo.

This is my doorbell for tonight.

youtu.be/UexCBJF_n-4?...

Hey ChatGPT
Talk to me about distraction.
#TrumpFucksChildren #PassItOn

I'm reminded of The Beatles:

🎶While my slack arse gently weeps.🎶

Here's a fucken memorial....

(I ain't going to the US anytime soon anyway)

It turns out we were all quite right,
He's also a sweaty nonce

www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemi...

Who named the dog?

If he did, he named it after Coco.

I don't know this guy, but from my upbringing, he seems like he's a Christian.

House of Games for the win

The absolute most polite people I know are American.
They're fucking awesome.

Be extra nice to the stadium workers full stop.

No workers, no game.

Can we not get that fucker on a 737Max on one of his many trips across the Atlantic?

Don't ask me the plot.
Watch with your eyes closed.

I think Trent Reznor's Tron is better than Daft Punk's.

Isn't that Skrewdriver?

Maybe Starmer should rip it up and start again?

(I'll get my coat)

Last time ballroom was relevant for me was when I bought underwear 🤷‍♂️

This is the way

Trump is a cunt (I'm anti American)
Netanyahu is a cunt (I'm anti semitic)
Boris Johnson and Kier Starmer are cunts (I'm anti British)

The only thing I see is that I seem to be anti cunt 🤷‍♂️

They're coming over next year, but they're worried if they'll get back into the US.

Their name is Gonzalez and the husband looks more Irish than me. Ginger hair, the lot!

We have amazing friends in Austin Tx who have visited us 5 times (we met at the Dropkick Murphy's gig, Shipping Up to Dublin). They use us as their base to see Europe and they have begged us to visit, but we just can't do it....

Now, I can deal with street crime (I'm from London FFS) but I couldn't put myself or my wife in danger from state sponsored shit

My 50th birthday was 2020.
I wanted to do something special, and that was to hire a bike and drive from Florida to Cali with my wife on the back.

That died in 2016.
My wife is from Pakistan.

Again, we didn't feel safe.

As insane as it may sound, the advice we're given (Brit with a British passport) is:

Take a burner phone.

If you must take your own phone, do not use fingerprints or facial recognition to unlock. Passcode only.

This is the advice when travelling to AMERICA.

True story: I was supposed to go to Baltimore for a DJ battle in May but I was too scared of US Customs.

I recently got back from Pakistan and felt safer 100% of the time.

On the bright side though, I would only have to pay for a one way flight.

I'm not sure about the hotel in El Salvador for the free return ticket though.

That's a long flight and your government scares me!

On the other hand, I'm good for rekkids!

(My weed stash is embarrassing though)

I have CDs, but I don't have a CD player....

Imagine being the sort of person who believes il Douche's social media posts.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Oh, and where's the fucking Epstein files